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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:57:00 PM »
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Arts, Crafts, Music & Drama - The Artisans' Guilds / Re: Voice acting project?
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:30:25 PM »
A Who script could definitely be a plan. Hm, just need a good plot.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: 3-Word Story [new edition]
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:26:05 PM »
One cloudy morning, I saw a rock shaped like a nice banana complete with two completely innocent badgers feasting on human grain products legally. They seemed pissed at a rock on the other orange levitating turtle. "I hate rocks," the turtle said and then she went over to Khan's house where the badgers lived. "What's for lunch?!!" she yelled. "Carrots," Khan replied. "I like rocks covered in dust instead," she said. So Khan murdered three dusty rocks with a big rock murdering hammer. The next morning Khan felt bad. So he said ''God have mercy on the rocks". God was unfortunately absent as usual, but his secretary, Miss Gimmie Moor untied her shirt and offered Khan batches of homemade pudding made from stones and onions, seducing him to come to where old elephant's die so that they both could finally jump off cliffs built of candy. But Khan faked his not-so-fetal death by using embryos as natural airbags and lands safely on Santa's belly. Then he bounced back home. Carrots taste really good, APRIL FOOLS, they boiled some tasty dusty carroty rocks, instead. It tasted like rocky carrots! "Bleh, they still more salt and pepper is definitely not an option" said a certain birdie that needs a certain colored necroposter to be dead right now. The certain birdie found the big stash of Khan's Necroposted forum posts and began deleting them, using the corpse of his mercilessly slaughtered rock-potato to savagely slaughter Khan's posts as if they were very dusty and naughty flowers that spread pollen over Khan's dress, which smelled like dirty sausages.
The furious and beasty feet of feet recklessly smashed the hell out of Khan's posting habits. Then poor Khan gathered his horrific post collection and resurrected them as evil. "Toilet time!" cried the turtle to Khan's evil potty, which he pulled more posts into, creating a whirling vortex of Undead Necro Posts. Then the mighty Khan, ruler of Necroposting, decided to take a nap under the watchful Sir de Gamer, but forgot to flush the toilet. Sir de Gamer stared at Khan in complete disgust as he undeniably witnessed a floating bird-shaped greenish turd float slowly by. The baneful turd began speaking to murderous daemons of the sewer system who granted him the immortal power and excrement-stained instruments to conquer the final frontiers of the Unspeakable Toilet. This incident provoked the response from Debux as he began picking his nose and then offering a sterilized goose as sacrifice to Miss Gimmie Moor to make sure this story will end up with Miss Gimmie Moor giving him a copy of this awesome fairytale. Suddenly, a spirit appeared in front of Debux, to inform that he has the biggest teeth out of all the world's bunnies! "My gosh! What big eyeballs you have! Like my cousin's pet armadillo when he was on the edge of a cliff and shoved you, his big furry slave," replied Dubux. Feet came riding on a somewhat degenerate and slightly retarded llama that twitched rather oddly if you decided to activate her free movie ticket. Suddenly, Debux said "I would like a fluffy pink lamb with red tassles dangling from it's over-sized sombrero and eating tacos!" Suddenly, a fluffy blue lamb with an over-sized head, painted pink and dipped in vanilla, appeared and Debux threw a tantrum.
He tripped over and fell flat on a pointy, sharp spike that impaled Debux onto a loaf of moldy bread. Then he ate it. "What an intriguing flavour! I love it so much I could literally die of syphilis! Then what would mama say?" He leapt up to pray to Osiris in order to get more bread crumbs and tasty meaty chunks of day-old squirrel stew so that he could attain godhood. But the gods were absent, as they were busy fixing the plumming at the local Gastropub which often imploded upon itself. This was due to it being manufactured by degenerate velociraptors and potatobears. They are notorious for drug running which often results in very liquidy end for all.
The next morning, while mother was frantically sharpening her hidden blades, Debux stole away in THE EXILIMOBILE! He drove all day and night. This was the best way to avoid velociraptor attacks, but baby dinosaurs are feisty little buggers who won't just go bake muffins. So naturally when the raptor babies were born, they followed the Exilimobile
The furious and beasty feet of feet recklessly smashed the hell out of Khan's posting habits. Then poor Khan gathered his horrific post collection and resurrected them as evil. "Toilet time!" cried the turtle to Khan's evil potty, which he pulled more posts into, creating a whirling vortex of Undead Necro Posts. Then the mighty Khan, ruler of Necroposting, decided to take a nap under the watchful Sir de Gamer, but forgot to flush the toilet. Sir de Gamer stared at Khan in complete disgust as he undeniably witnessed a floating bird-shaped greenish turd float slowly by. The baneful turd began speaking to murderous daemons of the sewer system who granted him the immortal power and excrement-stained instruments to conquer the final frontiers of the Unspeakable Toilet. This incident provoked the response from Debux as he began picking his nose and then offering a sterilized goose as sacrifice to Miss Gimmie Moor to make sure this story will end up with Miss Gimmie Moor giving him a copy of this awesome fairytale. Suddenly, a spirit appeared in front of Debux, to inform that he has the biggest teeth out of all the world's bunnies! "My gosh! What big eyeballs you have! Like my cousin's pet armadillo when he was on the edge of a cliff and shoved you, his big furry slave," replied Dubux. Feet came riding on a somewhat degenerate and slightly retarded llama that twitched rather oddly if you decided to activate her free movie ticket. Suddenly, Debux said "I would like a fluffy pink lamb with red tassles dangling from it's over-sized sombrero and eating tacos!" Suddenly, a fluffy blue lamb with an over-sized head, painted pink and dipped in vanilla, appeared and Debux threw a tantrum.
He tripped over and fell flat on a pointy, sharp spike that impaled Debux onto a loaf of moldy bread. Then he ate it. "What an intriguing flavour! I love it so much I could literally die of syphilis! Then what would mama say?" He leapt up to pray to Osiris in order to get more bread crumbs and tasty meaty chunks of day-old squirrel stew so that he could attain godhood. But the gods were absent, as they were busy fixing the plumming at the local Gastropub which often imploded upon itself. This was due to it being manufactured by degenerate velociraptors and potatobears. They are notorious for drug running which often results in very liquidy end for all.
The next morning, while mother was frantically sharpening her hidden blades, Debux stole away in THE EXILIMOBILE! He drove all day and night. This was the best way to avoid velociraptor attacks, but baby dinosaurs are feisty little buggers who won't just go bake muffins. So naturally when the raptor babies were born, they followed the Exilimobile
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Guess Who Will Post Next... II!
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:24:31 PM »
Othko x2
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Ban the person above you
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:24:11 PM »
Banned because my knowledge should not be lost!
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:23:16 PM »
Torso
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The Great Baths - RTW Discussion / Re: Swap 2013
« on: July 12, 2013, 12:20:05 AM »
Sent on etc 
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association
« on: July 11, 2013, 11:52:52 PM »
Shoe!
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A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones / Re: Direwolf Symbolism in A Song Of Ice And Fire
« on: July 11, 2013, 11:52:36 PM »
Spoiler tagged it for you now anyway
And yes, the Red Wedding was horrible.
And yes, the Red Wedding was horrible.
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Arts, Crafts, Music & Drama - The Artisans' Guilds / Re: Sothkbo's Minecraft Let's Plays
« on: July 11, 2013, 11:51:29 PM »
Yeah, I tried to make a new opening vid for WHTW recently but gave up because it just went really laggy/jerky. :/
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Arts, Crafts, Music & Drama - The Artisans' Guilds / Re: Voice acting project?
« on: July 11, 2013, 11:30:38 PM »
Shakespeare still the best idea, or should I write a script for something else?
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Arts, Crafts, Music & Drama - The Artisans' Guilds / Re: Sothkbo's Minecraft Let's Plays
« on: July 11, 2013, 10:53:24 PM »
What does he use for recording?
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General Chatter - The Boozer / Re: Evil Overlords
« on: July 11, 2013, 10:46:24 PM »
Good shouts, Helen of Troy dubious historically but we'll let it slide.
Samurai minions are a cool idea, not sure if they'd be terribly amenable to doing menial tasks or taking orders though which could be an issue.
I'll do mine once one or two more have been posted to avoid me getting an advantage by going first and sniping all the good people.
Samurai minions are a cool idea, not sure if they'd be terribly amenable to doing menial tasks or taking orders though which could be an issue.
I'll do mine once one or two more have been posted to avoid me getting an advantage by going first and sniping all the good people.
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Arts, Crafts, Music & Drama - The Artisans' Guilds / Re: Sothkbo's Minecraft Let's Plays
« on: July 11, 2013, 10:43:38 PM »
This amused me greatly, thankyou
At some point we should find a game on which to do a mass Exilian let's play, get the whole gang arguing on mics.
At some point we should find a game on which to do a mass Exilian let's play, get the whole gang arguing on mics.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Guess Who Will Post Next... II!
« on: July 11, 2013, 10:42:13 PM »
Pentagathus?