Movie Survival tecniques

Started by Clockwork, May 02, 2013, 01:52:42 AM

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Clockwork

May 02, 2013, 01:52:42 AM
I found this and thought it was funny.

http://screenrant.com/how-to-avoid-death-by-horror-movie-monster/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_35246

Any more tips, please post. You never know when this could save your life :P
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Scarlet

#1
May 03, 2013, 10:41:55 AM
All excellent points.

I think using the phrase, "we're safe now" or words to that effect is probably another.
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Clockwork

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May 04, 2013, 02:35:55 AM
Haha true, perhaps also the immortal words 'did we kill it?' :)
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Scarlet

#3
May 04, 2013, 11:26:39 AM
Oh look, it's a dark and creepy house in the middle of nowhere with one flickering light in the window! It's a full moon and there's a storm. Let us (group of young people containing at least one couple) go up to the house and knock on the heavy rusty knocker! There is no way this can end badly!
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Jubal

#4
May 04, 2013, 05:17:41 PM
Also on the banned phrases list:
"I'm looking forward to retiring when this is over"
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"Don't be silly, it's harmless"
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Clockwork

#5
May 05, 2013, 03:46:27 AM
Also keep your phone charged, probably the 3rd most likely cause of death in a horror movie is having to use some crazy dudes phone.

Plus, keep away from hillbillies.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Scarlet

#6
May 05, 2013, 10:34:58 AM
3rd after which others?
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Gen_Glory

#7
May 08, 2013, 12:28:38 AM
also if you are sean bean, don't expect to survive the film...
Tis but a scratch...

Scarlet

#8
May 08, 2013, 04:32:50 PM
Oh yes, the ultimate spoiler.. Is he often in horror films though?
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Jubal

#9
May 08, 2013, 04:39:00 PM
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Clockwork

#10
May 09, 2013, 03:56:55 AM
Rofl Jubal! xD

1st, breaking down on an Alabaman highway near a farm in the middle of nowhere.
2nd, running over a man on a dark road, subsequently checking if he's actually dead, finding out he's still alive and driving off into the next town, hoping that he won't seek vengeance.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Silver Wolf

#11
July 19, 2013, 06:23:24 AM
Quote from: Dripping D on May 08, 2013, 12:28:38 AM
also if you are sean bean, don't expect to survive the film...

Unless we're talking about Silent Hill.
And that's actually ironic.
"Less of a young professional - more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream."

Lady Grey

#12
July 19, 2013, 08:55:52 AM
Oh, horror movies... :P

Hiding in the wardrobe when a killer is chasing you around your house. I don't remember which film I saw it in, but cornering yourself seems like a terrible idea (especially, as is typical with certain films, if you are the pretty blonde female character. :P )

Couples having... ahem... an intimate encounter... at any point in a horror movie, usually in a car somewhere, tend to end up dead as well.
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