Twitter Mashups

[Jubal]

So there's a website someone's made that procedurally mashes together people's twitter feeds. Of course I've now spent far too long on this, so here are some of the better ones that came out of mashing Exili-twitter with various famous people's accounts:



POPE FRANCIS

Spoiler

The Pope has a bit more of a profound sense of our mission than we do...


Multiverse theory is now part of Catholic dogma. So are biplanes.


Well, that's good to know.


Pope Francis reveals part of new theological treatise that explains exactly why the Bird is, in fact, the Word.


And he also turns out to be a massive Game of Thrones fan:

DONALD J. TRUMP

Spoiler

Trump decides he needs a bit of supernatural help with putting his cabinet together, but isn't sure what branch of magic needs to be involved:


The RTR team, it turns out, aren't just a big deal on Exilian:


And the President-elect is forced to deny rumours that he's spending more time on TheExilianChannel than putting his cabinet together after this tweet:

BARACK OBAMA

Spoiler

Frustrated with slow take-up, Obama is trialling a new way to get people to sign up for the affordable care act:



But at least he's helping with our recruiting drive:

THERESA MAY

Spoiler

UK Prime Minister Theresa May apparently doesn't mind rumours that she's seeking a past golden age to take the country back to:


And it turns out that her new brand of government is being derailed by her love of Pokemon Go:

SNOOP DOGG

Spoiler

It's time to rebel, according to Snoop Dogg. Storytime to rebel, in face.


Snoop's change of style might liven up our twitter feed, too...

NEW SCIENTIST MAGAZINE

Spoiler

We'd... probably rather not, thanks, New Scientist:


New Scientist has also blown the whistle on our underground frankincense trading business - how we're going to fund this place now is anyone's guess.

[comrade_general]

Hue.

[Pentagathus]

Heu?

[Gmd]

Euh?

[Jubal]

I'm still trying to work out what a government-wizard should be called: a politomancer, a nomomancer, or a kyromancer are all possibilities. I think kyromancy has the best sound, but politomancy may be more accurate.