Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"I'm a tank! I'm a tank! I'm a tank!"

[Jubal]

"It's like being sprayed in the face with unfiltered humanity"
"That sounds deeply unsanitary"
"Like unpasteurised milk?"
"Yes, or possibly Twitter."

[po8crg]

"Why is there a leg going into her boob?"

[Spritelady]

"You've got your tentacles, you've got your spikes, and a good time was had by all"

[po8crg]

"Wasn't Mickey ExcessODick in a gender-swapped James Bond film?"

[Spritelady]

"Lube is for cowards"

[po8crg]

"Quitting is for cowards and lube lovers"

[po8crg]

Chocolate lube: What colour is it?

[kjelda]

"CAN WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS A BUBBLE?"

"I'm just hoping that things will collapse now that Trump is in office."

"Unlike the Welsh who at least can be arsed."

"Don't speak of the boy scouts. There are war crimes."

[kjelda]

"One group consisted of Tolkien enthusiasts and the other were liberal democrats."
"Ah, yes, the two genders."

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"I apologise on behalf of demonically possessed people.'

[Jubal]

"the orbital speed of James' bisexual friends chasing after cats around the sun while looking for a house "


"we should build a new parliament with proper wi-fi and electronics, and open the old one up for terrorism

...I mean tourism"