The Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks

Started by Skull, November 17, 2012, 10:58:05 PM

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Skull

If anyone of you hasn't heard of this before...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

I think that is the most badass letter written in human history.
Quote from: The Khan on October 02, 2013, 11:36:33 AM
Skull, the one of poor grammar, the enemy of all Grammar Nazi and destroyer of all linguistic reasoning!

Jubal

I prefer (mildly) the Spartan reply to Philip II of Macedon.

Philip: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Spartan response: "If."
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