Outrageous lies about the person above you

[vadermath]

CN2 has never met the eye, since he became a pirate at a young age. Back then, anyone wanting to become a pirate would have to wear a patch, but only the guys without an eye. Therefore, he pulled his own eye out, put a bloody (literally) patch on it, and he screamed Arrrr, Matey! for 10 years. After this, he was thrown out of his gang when they wanted someone to walk the plank for fun. After being chosen for the honor, a shark ate his other eye, and so there was only one profession he could resort to now: being an eyeless, but crying candle.

[Silver Wolf]

vadermath is Luke's stepfather ........ vadermath : "Luke, I'm your stepfather!" - Luke : "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

[vadermath]

Silver wolf is Yoda's mother. She is a beautiful Twilek whore, whom Yoda's father met in a cantina on Corusant. Once he hired her, he portugaled her for 2 months, making the infamous Kessel Run on her. From so much portugaling, the Force arose in the baby, and hence the force-sensitive Yoda was born.

[Jubal]

Can we keep PG13 here? Just a request to save my fried braincells.

[vadermath]

Then I will not be coming up with such elaborate lies.

[CN2]

Vadermath is really 12 years old.

[vadermath]

CN2 is really...Nah, I wont start another elaborate lie, about CN2's father being a secret CIA operative, going back in time, and killing all the neanderthals, so that humanity can survive. And I certainly won't be saying that a german team of scientists captured him on the way back, and that they made him a subject of many experiments that made him to be what he is today: The Hulk. Nah, I wont be pulling anything like that.

[Andalus]

vadermath is a ping-pong ball.

[vadermath]

That's not fair, since it isn't a lie.

[Andalus]

That was a briliiant lie from vadermath

[vadermath]

Again, not a lie. We seem to be getting into a little paradox here.

[Andalus]

vadermath is a paradox unto himself

[vadermath]

, that's it. I'm ending the paradox right now!
Andalus is a world renown pig hater. When was 9, back at the farm,he was mean to all of the animals. Then the animals, suddenly gaining a large brain, made a conspiracy against him. The next day, a horse called Brad ran all over him, and while he was down the chickens changed his face expression using their beaks. And then the pigs came, and made him lick the mud and crap from their dirty bodies, resulting in his eternal hatred.

[Silver Wolf]

vadermath is 83 years old p0rn actress

[CN2]

Silver wolf eats staples