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« on: February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM »
Ask a stupid question and the next poster gives a stupid answer.

Example:
John Doe: Wheres my computer?

Jane Doe: It got so bored of your posting it decided to jump the moon away from you.

I'll start.

How is it I'm dead.
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 07:10:53 AM »
Your dead because you jumped off a cliff.  

How am I still alive?
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 07:12:36 AM »
You wouldn't tell me where you lived so I could kill you.

Who am I?
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 07:17:56 AM »
You are Makorgis Khan, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of Bob Khan of the Mongol Empire.

Why is Khan still alive?
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 07:18:16 AM by phoenixguard09 »
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 07:22:46 AM »
I was frozen in the ice for a few years and now Exilian is up my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson defrosted me so I could pwn people at the great bar-fight

Why is Phoenix still asking questions?

P.S. He was the father of Gangis Khan.
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 07:25:33 AM »
I'm still asking questions because no one else is active during Australian afternoons. :P  

Why does Makorgis use the much less well known name, Makorgis Khan as opposed to the infinitely more popular Bob Khan?
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 07:35:45 AM »
WHOS BOB KHAN!! Oh and its because Batu Khan wasn't long enough.

Wheres Australia?
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 07:38:31 AM »
Wait which is your stupid question?  :P
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 07:55:10 AM »
Lol. both.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 07:55:37 AM »
But answer the first properly.
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 08:07:04 AM »
Bob Khan is the real father of Genghis Khan.  :P

Australia is where we live.  But there's a reason Tasmania broke off from the mainland. :ninja:

Why did Khan not know who Bob Khan was?  After all you are related to him.
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 08:22:34 AM »
No. He must have been that that my wife was having an affair with. He died young. To bad for him.

Didn't the main land break of Tasmania not the other way? <<That is my stupid Question
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 08:28:27 AM »
Yes. It did.

Why do people from Darwin smell?
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 09:03:18 AM »
Because there from Darwin.

Where is the only place your safe?
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 10:24:09 AM »
Salisbury in SA.  Cause no one lives there. ;)

Why are all our questions about Australia?
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