Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Sell your soul to a devil instead. They're better at keeping their bargains.

Why don't gorons eat chalk?

[The Seamstress]

They're allergic.


Which lanfych is the most famous lanfych in history and what is it famous for?

[Jubal]

Flurtlewick the Sludgescaled. It is famous for [REDACTED BY THE MONKS OF THE BLESSED ALCHE]

Why no energy to make writey things

[The Seamstress]

It's been eaten by Flurtlewick the Sludgescaled. At least that's what the conspiracy theories say.

What is happening?

[Jubal]

Happening is a word found in the H section of many good dictionaries, and also in some posts on the Exilian webforums.


What will the AI think of this thread when it eats it?

[The Seamstress]

Nothing. AI doesn't think, it just eats and then produces nonsense. Which isn't far from what this thread mostly consists of. And thus we have come full circle.

Why is it always full circle, not full rectangle?

[Jubal]

THE RECTANGLE IS NOT FULL

THE RECTANGLE

HUNGERS



If I get bills in the mail that make me pay money and are named like the front end of a bird, why don't I get bird-butts in the mail that give me money?

[The Seamstress]

Birds don't poop money. Simple as that.

What does the rectangle eat?

[Jubal]

Nobody's sure, that's why it's still hungry.


When will I feel rested again?

[The Seamstress]

Unfortunately I only know what would get you ar-rested. Other than that I'm afraid I can't make any predictions. But sleep and food might be a good start.

"Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische - Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz" is a well-known German tongue-twister. But what did Fischer's (or Fischers'? I don't know) Fritz do with all the fresh fish he fished? Why was he even there in the first place? Who told him to fish? Or was it all just a disguise so he wouldn't be discovered as an Italian spy?

[Jubal]

I tried to ask Molly who knows about seafood, but it turns out that rather than being a specialist on fish, she sells seashells on the sea shore (the shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure).


Why isn't snow snowier?

[The Seamstress]

Because of the Snow Regulation Act of 1729 which set a limit to snowiness, reacting to peasants' complaints about penguins eating their crops.

Why am I chaos?

[Jubal]

I dunno probably ALL THE BOMBS


Why aren't there more bombproof clothes out there?

[The Seamstress]

Because there are no clothesproof bombs either. A law of nature.


How many pangolins does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Jubal]

Depends what you want to change it into, really!


What do we do in the shadows?