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Jubal

#2100
February 21, 2025, 07:57:56 PM
It maintains your enjoyment by restricting how many of them you can feasibly eat, so you don't get sick of the things. It is not an ideal system but Nature is trying its best.

What makes whales happiest?
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The Seamstress

#2101
February 22, 2025, 10:39:58 PM
Being in their element (i.e., water).

Where does all the overwhelm come from?

Jubal

#2102
February 23, 2025, 11:28:17 AM
From all the underwhelming things in the world. Whelm as a property is fixed and finite, so every underwhelming feeling or experience contributes to overwhelm somewhere else.

If there are axolotls why are there not maceolotls, hammerolotls, swordolotls and glaiveolotls?
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The Seamstress

#2103
February 26, 2025, 08:47:43 PM
That's something only the Illuminati would be able to answer, but I'm afraid they'd rather keep this secret.

What happened to time, where did it go?

Jubal

#2104
February 26, 2025, 09:46:39 PM
Into the time warp!

Why didn't the last Prime Minister of Qajar Iran get a Doctor Who episode written about him?
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The Seamstress

#2105
March 03, 2025, 11:52:24 AM
Because people have seen enough men in ridiculous uniforms and it's getting old.

Of all the drama llamas, which one is the most dramatic drama llama?

Jubal

#2106
March 03, 2025, 12:26:21 PM
The Guanacapacallama!

Noot noot?
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The Seamstress

#2107
March 03, 2025, 03:37:08 PM
No.

What is the superior sweet dish and why is it Germknödel?

Jubal

#2108
March 03, 2025, 03:46:22 PM
Because the topfen has run out temporarily:)


Why am I ageing so fast?
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The Seamstress

#2109
March 03, 2025, 04:49:19 PM
You're ageing slower than me. It's true! So don't complain. :p

Why is the Milka cow violet and not yellow?

Jubal

#2110
March 03, 2025, 06:04:25 PM
Because it eats violets, and yellows aren't a real flower.

When did scarves stop being mandatory?
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The Seamstress

#2111
March 03, 2025, 06:46:26 PM
In 1892, due to the extinction of the scarfophant, the elusive animal from whose hair real scarves were woven.

Why has no one ever realised Clark Kent is Superman? He only wore glasses, like... come on.

Jubal

#2112
March 04, 2025, 07:06:15 AM
Everyone knows, he's just such a nice guy that they don't want to tell him he's terrible at disguises so they all play along.

Why is a hierophant so much smaller than its relative the elephant?
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#2113
March 04, 2025, 11:06:07 AM
Because it has to fit onto a tarot card.

What makes my brain feel so weird lately?

Jubal

#2114
March 04, 2025, 11:24:52 AM
BRAINWEASELS

What makes my brain feel so weird lately?
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