Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Lack of inspiration on your part :p

What's the best thing about food?

[Jubal]

Offering it to our lords and masters from beyond the Cosmic Void so that they do not consume us in their majestic wrath. All hail them! All hail!

What's the worst thing about food?

[The Seamstress]

That it's gone once you've eaten it.


What if ferrets secretly ruled the world?

[Jubal]

They don't?


Why aren't raccoons more colourful?

[The Seamstress]

They just can't be bothered to grow fancy fur, they're too busy.


Why do peacocks look so ridiculous?

[Jubal]

They're not busy at all!

Why doesn't clapping make magic sparkles?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know. I wish it did though. The world would be better with magic sparkles.

Why isn't there generally more sparkly magic around? I want to speak to the manager.

[Jubal]

I'm just going to entirely unjustly blame Bad Ischl again here

Why isn't Corfu more populous?

[The Seamstress]

They stay true to their name, the people of Cor-few.

Why do fairytales never come true? (Bad Ischl has nothing to do with that, I suppose?)

[Jubal]

No of course not! That's all a Krems thing.

Who is really a goblin but doesn't realise it themselves yet?

[The Seamstress]

The mayor of Bad Ischl.

Who else?

[Jubal]

Flimminy


What should I do?

[The Seamstress]

I don't even know what I should do, how should I know what you should do. Life is confusing.

Why is life so confusing.

[Jubal]

The spores of the mighty mushroom of MUNDIFRON are confusing to us all. But life might be worse without them.

Why is conversation so hard?

[The Seamstress]

I'd tell you if I knew. Sadly I know nothing.


Who will be the first alien to officially make contact with earth?