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Scarlet

#450
April 09, 2013, 11:51:45 PM
Definitely not.

Why is there a saw located adjacent to the toilet?
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Jubal

#451
April 09, 2013, 11:54:31 PM
Because I couldn't find the francisca.

Why couldn't I find the francisca?
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Silver Wolf

#452
April 10, 2013, 12:14:29 AM
It has been recycled and turned into a toilet plunger and 4 tin cans.

Why are toilet plungers so dangerous? 
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Scarlet

#453
April 10, 2013, 12:38:26 AM
They just suck you in.

Why so awesome?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

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Jubal

#454
April 12, 2013, 10:23:14 PM
Because you so awesome!  ;D

Why Exilian?
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Scarlet

#455
April 13, 2013, 02:35:28 AM
Because it so awesome :D

Why should one reach for the stars?
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Dimos

#456
April 15, 2013, 02:27:43 AM
Because they might try to reach for you first...

Why should we strike our enemies before they strike us?
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Jubal

#457
April 30, 2013, 09:46:11 PM
Because if we struck ourselves before our enemies struck us we'd have been struck twice running.

Why is paper better than glass for writing on?
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Silver Wolf

#458
May 01, 2013, 12:22:20 AM
It's less likely to kill you if it breaks. Just watch out for fire.

Is high velocity glass shrapnel really that more dangerous than a high velocity burning book?
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Jubal

#459
May 01, 2013, 05:02:13 PM
Depends on the airspeed velocity of the unladen textbook.  ;D

Why are snakes so funny?
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comrade_general

#460
May 01, 2013, 08:36:00 PM
They have no hands or feet so it looks like they spend all their time rofl-ing.

What's the soup du jour?

Jubal

#461
May 02, 2013, 03:31:09 PM
Soup flavour.

What is a flavour?
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comrade_general

#462
May 02, 2013, 09:38:34 PM
Same thing as a flavor.

Right?

Jubal

#463
May 03, 2013, 12:23:29 AM
LEFT!



Centre?
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Scarlet

#464
May 03, 2013, 10:44:42 AM
Absolutely not. How could you even suggest such a ridiculous idea?

Why bubbles so awesome?
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