Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

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Cuddly Khan

O Doctor, Doctor! Wherefore art thou Doctor?

Can I be any more inactive?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Both, Jubal, there is no other way.

What does E=Mc^2 mean?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Clockwork

It's a formula for creating Electronica, you need a rapper and a box to put him in.

How deep does the rabbit hole go?
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.


comrade_general

I'd like to find out. ;D

If you don't use it do you gain it?

Cuddly Khan

Yes, until you give it away got someone else.


Can I stop time?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

No, but you can eat it.

When do badgers backflip bouncily?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

When their buoyant bellies bump buzzing bumblebees' barbs backwards.

When is alliteration not fun?
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

When albatrosses actually alliterate abominably awfully.

What's wrong with the mongoose?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

Nobody knows what to call a group of him and his mates.

Why do only some weasels like pizza?
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

The others are secretly calzone-eating stoats.

What do ferrets eat anyway?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Inactive Khans. *runs away*

What eats ferrets?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

Depends. Are they on a pizza or in calzone?

Who is the overlord of pizza eating weasels?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Jubal, Jubal is the pizza eating weasel of pizza eating weasels!

How would one rule pizza eating weasels?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

By being me, of course.

Christmas trees: what is their real agenda?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...