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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #450 on: July 15, 2020, 08:43:31 AM »
Fortunately the town are ready for the dastardly scheme and have already found sellers internationally to sell the last of it to. Everyone has started a brand new idea in the town now. The international tomato-sauce producers federation were happy that the tamato sauce had run out and went back to other dastardly schemes
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #451 on: August 12, 2020, 11:55:14 PM »
Unfortunately the wild new financial sucess of this small town has attracted a problem- bandits. Specifically, armed with silly string.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #452 on: August 13, 2020, 09:16:11 PM »
Fortunately, the town was already very silly, and so the silly string has no obvious effect.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #453 on: August 14, 2020, 09:14:40 AM »
Unfortunately, they planned to build a treehouse out of silly string. Everyone climbed into it and of course, all fell out of it. Everyone had several bumps and bruises, instead of enjoying the party.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #454 on: August 14, 2020, 10:24:45 AM »
Fortunately the rapid first response bump and bruise squad was given a lot of work to do. The future of the squad had previously been uncertain, but after proving how effective they were they all had their contracts renewed indefinitely.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #455 on: August 21, 2020, 02:48:53 AM »
unfortunately, the sucession of the rapid response squad made the bandits very jealous - they were formerly the most revered squad of any kind in all of Somewhere That Isn't Spagetti Western Land But Could Be.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #456 on: August 25, 2020, 11:42:27 AM »
Fortunately they turned their jealousy to proactivity, and the silly string wielding bandits decided to make a series of very successful tiktok videos
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #457 on: August 25, 2020, 03:42:28 PM »
Unfortunately the very silly tiktok videos aroused the attention of


THE MIGHTY MUSHROOM
OF MUNDIFRON
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1You may have erroneously thought, dear reader, that the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron had disappeared long since from our narrative. How wrong you were, dear reader. How very wrong you were.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #458 on: August 25, 2020, 05:03:44 PM »
Fortunately, at this point, the Mighty Mushroom was mainly interested in what on earth silly string was, as it had never seen such a substance before

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #459 on: August 25, 2020, 05:22:25 PM »
Unfortunately, the mushroom's obsession with silly string became all consuming and it was determined to gain itself all the silly string in creation at any cost.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #460 on: August 25, 2020, 09:27:50 PM »
Fortunately, silly string is a phenomenon mostly limited to earth- so on most planets, the Mushroom's demands of TAKE ME TO YOUR SILLY STRING resulted in confused silence, which the Mushroom soon began to find very embarrasing

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #461 on: August 26, 2020, 07:23:39 AM »
Unfortunately, the Empathonians of Empathon 5 found the embarrassment of the MMoM to be unbearable, and so set to work on satisfying it's demands. They inadvertently invented the SILLIEST STRING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

Realising what they had created, they decided to invade Earth, knowing it's string to have a far inferior silliness.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #462 on: August 31, 2020, 09:11:22 AM »
Fortunately, on the day the Empathonians of Empathon 5 arrived on Earth there was lots of windy weather forecasts, none of the silly string secured well at all. In fact, all of the silly string was swept up in to the winds making it look like windy noodles.