Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Very friend-shaped. 

I think elephants. They're on land, so I can more easily pay them a visit.

Zebras or gazelles?

[Jubal]

Zebras I think.

Barbegazi or Knockers? (The comparable little folk folkloric creature in the latter case, not the door or euphemistic anatomical versions of that term!)

[The Seamstress]

Both skiing and mining creatures could be equally useful acquaintances for someone living in Austria, I guess, but since I only ever tried skiing as a young teen and hated it, the knocker it is.

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

[Jubal]

Ooh tricky. I like both, in moderation! I think these days probably dark chocolate slightly wins, though younger Jubal would be horrified to hear that.

Would you rather own an old blue cloak or a new grey dress?

[The Seamstress]

If this is some kind of folklore thing I'm unaware of, I probably end up transformed into a frog or something depending on what I choose, but I'll risk it and say the dress.


Would you rather run a magic shop (selling spells & potions & questionable artefacts) or a tavern (selling drinks & food & questionable gossip)?

[Jubal]

No, I just made that up, but I am taking it as a compliment that my random brain noodles sound like folklore:)

I'd run a tavern, I think. I'm too clumsy to run a shop, and I like food.

Would you rather be able to turn into a cloud of butterflies, or be able to turn into a compact granite block?

[The Seamstress]

A cloud of butterflies. Unless they don't stay together as a cloud because that would be A Problem.

Would you rather have a huge pet shield bug who is very loyal, follows you everywhere and will defend you, or a huge pet fly who doesn't give a d*mn but eats all your trash and the leftover food you don't want?