Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

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The Seamstress

Because then you'd never get up, eventually be absorbed by your computer, and disappear from the face of the earth. No sir.

Can I find money on trees? Where are all the money trees?


Jubal

You can only find money on trees if you swap it with monkey. Then you have to pay for goods and services with monkey which may be a hassle.

Why aren't cars called wheeliebobs?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

The Seamstress

Because wheeliebobs have their name copyrighted. They live in Monaco.

What happens to people who eat Harfpüehz tree onions?

Jubal

They eat one harf, then the other harf. Then they püehz.

What use is a lighthouse whose location is a strict secret?
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The Seamstress

It's for secret ships. With secret people on board. But that's a secret. You didn't hear it from me! (This message will self-destruct in 10, 9, 8...)


Where's Wally?

Jubal

The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

The Seamstress

This will be revealed in the year 2222, according to the prophecy.

What else will be revealed?

Jubal

That's surely not a question for polite company: good heavens!


When does a wave on the shore become a memory of the sea neverending?
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The Seamstress

It just did by being poetically written down. That's Poetic Questions 101. You should know that!

Who were the first gargoyles on historic buildings modelled after?