Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Forest, though river would be fine, too.

Would you rather try some really weird and slightly disgusting looking food, or wine from a bottle that has been lying around in some random guy's basement for who-knows-how-long?

[Jubal]

The weird food, as long as I had some guarantee it was edible and fresh.

Would you rather befriend Prometheus or Pandora?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, Prometheus I think?

Cats or bunnies?

[Jubal]

Ooh, difficult. I think bunnies, because they're endangered and cats aren't.

Tortoises or lizards?

[The Seamstress]

I'm not a huge fan of lizards, so I'm gonna say tortoises.

Would you rather stay where you are or boldly go where no one has gone before?

[Jubal]

Currently, boldly go, because where I am feels empty and the news is depressing and I could do with being Elsewhere. BUt I am probably at other times more of a stay and be cosy person.

Wagons or chariots?

[The Seamstress]

Wagons.

Bicycle or unicycle?

[Jubal]

Bicycle, and keeping someone with my sense of balance on that is hard enough.

Glaive or Lucerne hammer?

[The Seamstress]

Glaive.

Tea with honey or sugar?

[Jubal]

Sugar I guess? But ideally neither.

Rosehip jam or rosewater jam?

[The Seamstress]

I haven't tried either, but I'd say rosewater.

Have a robot housekeeper or robot research assistant?

[Jubal]

Huh, difficult. Probably housekeeper.

Have your clothes warm every morning before you put them on, or your duvet already warm when you get into bed?

[The Seamstress]

The clothes!

You're in a mysterious abandoned building. Would you rather follow the ominous knocking sound into the basement or investigate the strange light in one of the rooms down the hallway?

[Jubal]

Basement! (Sounds very Betrayal At The House On The Hill, which is a very good boardgame indeed).

Would you rather have the power to speak to a dead body, but only in the mental state they were in precisely one hour before death, or have the power to speak to any wild animals, but only if it happened to be the animal's birthday?

[The Seamstress]

Speak to animals. I don't even speak to 90% of living people, so why should I want to speak to dead ones...

Would you rather have an action drama or a documentary made about your life?