Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Not a huge fan of either, but when given the choice, hyacinths.

Lavender or forget-me-not?

[Jubal]

Forget-me-not! I think. I like the colour better at least even if lavender is nice for the smell.

Pasqueflower or Adonis flower?

[The Seamstress]

Adonis flower.

Would you rather have a huge chocolate fountain installed in your flat, or have your own horse-drawn carriage (coachman included) to get around the city?

[Jubal]

Chocolate fountain! Though if it was huge there might be some space issues.

Would you rather rabbits were 40% bigger or 40% smaller?

[The Seamstress]

Bigger, of course. Marigold would be a real giant then. More floof to cuddle!

Would you rather start a second career as a baker or as a mechanic?

[Jubal]

A baker. Being better practiced at giving people baked goods is, if not as useful a life skill, one that wins one more friends!

Would you rather cross-stitch or running stitch?

[The Seamstress]

I'd like to try cross-stitch! It's on my list of approximately three million creative projects I'd like to try at some point...

Would you rather do a trip around the world and see as many places as possible, or choose just one location and explore it thoroughly?

[Jubal]

Both sound good, I think it depends on timings. Like, I'd hate to have the sort of rapid-fire trip where I only got a day in any given place, but a month of three-day stops in eight different world cities would be cool and I might take that over a month in a randomly selected city. Though given the chance I'd get ill by city 3 or 4 somehow that might not be sensible...

Would you rather have the gaze of Medusa or the touch of Midas?

[The Seamstress]

Ugh, would I be able to control the gaze/touch? Otherwise both would lead to Major Problems. Do I just keep my eyes closed all the time and look at no one and nothing to keep them from getting turned into stone? How far does the goldification go, could I touch a fork and then eat without the food turning into gold, too, or does the gold-touch work through the fork...? And that's only the tip of the iceberg of Major Problems. Argh

Would you rather be tasked with finding answers to the Major Problems resulting from gold-touch and stone-gaze, or tasked with cleaning up the mess resulting from gold-touch and stone-gaze accidents?

[Jubal]

I guess I'll try and find answers? Maybe?

Would you rather be the inventor of Augustuschmarrn, an improved version of Kaiserschmarrn, or be the inventor of Elizabeth II Sponge, a longer lasting and updated version of a Victoria sponge cake?

[The Seamstress]

Since I'm not very keen on Kaiserschmarrn usually, I'd say the sponge cake.

Would you rather be a very famous Hollywood actor in the 1950s or a not-so-famous guitarist in some obscure 1970s rock band?

[Jubal]

The actor. I could do sword and sandal movies, it'd be fun!

Would you rather sing to the forest or sing to the sea?

[The Seamstress]

Forest. Though I'd probably scare half the animals away.

Would you rather work as a Super Mario or Elvis Presley impersonator?

[Jubal]

I think I could pretend to be Elvis for a bit maybe. My hips don't move like that though!

Would you rather live in Watton or Downham Market?

[The Seamstress]

Having never even heard of either before, I can solely judge from pictures and maps, but I guess Watton? There seem to be a few hills and forests nearby. I'm pretty sure they also have sheep.


Would you rather have BRAIN MOLES or Limestone Fungus from Outer Space living in your fridge?