Would you rather?

[Jubal]

I feel like they're both more squiddy than snaily, but fair enough!

I'd absolutely make the raisin documentary, if only in that it'd be a lot quicker to make and thus take up less of my life than writing 500 pages.

Would you rather green glass or clear glass?

[The Seamstress]

Green. Though both are fine.

Would you rather write or illustrate a book?

[Jubal]

Write (which I can do, unlike illustration!)

Would you rather be a voice actor for a game character, or do the motion-capture for a game character?

[The Seamstress]

I don't think I'd be good at either, due to being awkward and not a perform-something-for-other-people person. Motion-capture sounds like it could be fun, but I'm totally un-sporty, so I guess I'll have to go for the voice acting.

Would you rather replace all the plates in your kitchen with flat stones, or all your towels with giant leaves?

[Jubal]

I think if the stones were flat enough then flat stone plates could be kinda cool.

Would you rather redo your kitchen as a fantasy dwarf kitchen or a fantasy elf kitchen?

[The Seamstress]

I think I'm more of an elf person than a dwarf person, so the fantasy elf kitchen. Just not too fancy.

Would you rather have a secret library behind a rotating bookshelf door, or secret tunnels in the cellar that run under the whole city and through which you could go anywhere?

[Jubal]

Oh, secret library, absolutely.

Would you rather live by a meadow-glade in the wide woods or a waterfall in the high hills?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, both sound lovely, but I guess the glade wins.

A wizard traps you in his lair and tries some new concoctions on you. Because he's polite, he let's you choose: Would you rather eat the purple cookie-like pastry which might turn you into anything (no one knows into what, that's what the experiment is for), or drink the clear potion which is glittering menacingly and will (probably? maybe?) make you invisible?

[Jubal]

I could live with invisibility, I don't look like much as of now anyway.

Would you rather suddenly have pointy ears or suddenly have lilac coloured eyes?

[The Seamstress]

Pointy ears!

Would you rather go on a two-week holiday in the 1810s or in the 1710s (any location you like)?

[Jubal]

1710s. Probably Georgia. Might get a few manuscripts as souvenirs and reinvent the modern field of kartvelology:)

Would you rather an increase in the amount of Chalcedony or the amount of Chalcedonianism in your life?

[The Seamstress]

Chalcedony, definitely.

Spaghetti carbonara or spaghetti bolognese?

[Jubal]

Carbonara!


Antimony or Bismuth?

[The Seamstress]

Bismuth.

Parsley or sage?

[Jubal]

Sage

Basil or watercress?