Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on which kind of hat I guess, but at the moment I'm in BIG HAT mood.

Fried rice or noodles?

[Tusky]

Noodles!

For the rest of your life you must wear a tutu or tap dancing shoes

[The Seamstress]

Probably the dancing shoes, the tapping would be annoying but at least I'd have more outfit options.

Frog or toad?

[Jubal]

frob:)

Isonzo river or Texel island?

[The Seamstress]

Texel!! They have THE DRESS (and other fascinating objects) in Kaap Skil Museum, from that shipwreck discovered a few years ago, and it would be really cool to see it IRL. Also: beaches to go to & look for treasures.

Be the protagonist in Ocarina of Time or in Spyro the Dragon?

[Jubal]

Ocarina of Time, I think. I like my thumbs opposable and my body shape broadly humanoid.

Learn magical singing from the sirens, or magical riddles from the fairies?

[The Seamstress]

The singing probably, I'd very much like my singing to be better and the sirens might have some advice. (Though I've no intention to lure anyone to their death.)

Wear a mushroom hat or a moss cloak?

[Jubal]

Moss cloak, that sounds AMAZING and very very my aesthetic.

Visit Minas Tirith or Cair Paravel?

[The Seamstress]

Minas Tirith I think.

Live one month as a fictional character of your choice, or have said fictional character share your flat with you for one month?

[Jubal]

Oh difficult. I think I get a flat-share arrangement, and get someone magical to solve a lot of my life problems in that time in exchange for food.

Would you rather select 1 free book from a random antiquarian bookshop in Cecil Court, or 1 free book from the entire catalogue of everything the folio society has ever published?

[The Seamstress]

Ooh, that's a tough decision! I want both! But I think I'd try my luck in Cecil Court (which I had to google because I hadn't heard of it), that sounds like a cool place to explore.

Would you rather live a week as a troll or as a sentient rock?

[Jubal]

I haven't been to Cecil Court in years for probably obvious reasons but yes, it's very good. I wish Vienna had an equivalent, though I guess even if it did the books would mostly be in German.

I'd be a troll. I could see myself relaxing under a bridge for a while.

Would you rather lose the bottom half of a leg and have a beautifully carved wooden leg, or lose an eye and have a large free selection of very fancy embroidered eyepatches?

[The Seamstress]

Personally I only know of a few antiquarian bookshops in the 1st district but yes, mostly German (and mostly rather expensive).

Hm, I guess the leg would be preferrable in this case.

Communicate with an unknown entity who claims to be a saint, or with the ghost of a raccoon who eats aethereal trash?

[Jubal]

If I can properly communicate with the raccoon ghost - like, it speaks, or I get taught to speak raccoon - then that, if not, the saint.

Would you rather meet the most deviously cunning person in Gloucestershire, or the most sarcastic person in the city of Hong Kong?

[The Seamstress]

I'd rather go to Gloucestershire than to Hong Kong, but I don't want to meet the most deviously cunning person in case they mean me harm, so I guess the sarcastic one would be the safer option.

Be a centaur or merman?