Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Both sound interesting, but I think India wins this one.

Would you rather be a tiny magical woodland creature or a tiny magical lake creature?

[Jubal]

Hmmm. Woodland, I think. I like being by water but not necessarily of or in water.


Flamberge or bardiche?

[The Seamstress]

Flamberge.

Grapefruit or pineapple?

[Jubal]

Grapefruit!


Odysseus or Achilles?

[The Seamstress]

I don't really know much about either, so I'm not sure. Odysseus maybe; there could be some interesting conversations. The guy has stories to tell.


Be part horsefly or part earthworm?

[Jubal]

Part worm

Have wings or gills?

[The Seamstress]

I've a soft spot for merfolk, but I think I'd rather stay on dry land, so I'd get the wings. That would make commuting a lot easier, I guess!

Have grass grow on your head instead of hair, or have grass grow under your feet wherever you go/stand?

[Jubal]

I feel like the sheer power of having grass sprouting from under the pavement would be very cool. Impractical and damaging to buildings I enter, possibly, but cool.

Would you rather Descartes or Plato?

[The Seamstress]

Meet them? Then Plato I think. I'd like to meet a person from Ancient Greece.

Likewise or wiselike?

[Jubal]

Likewise

Pots or pans?

[The Seamstress]

Pots. You can fry something in a pot, but pans aren't that suitable for cooking water i.e. pasta or stew or something.

Be triangle- or rectangle-shaped?

[Jubal]

Triangle. I would prefer not to h u n g e r


Would you rather this website added a games arcade, or a music player?

[The Seamstress]

Music player!

Would you rather your life was built like the Dragon Age or DnD game/universe?

[Jubal]

Hm. D&D has a lot of universes, and whilst the best ones are probably better than Thedas, the worst ones are considerably worse, so I think Dragon Age. I would not survive well in D&D's Dark Sun, or indeed in Ravenloft.


Would you rather live in The Anterious Realm or The Depths of Merrianitude? (You know nothing about these places other than the names)

[The Seamstress]

Uh... I think The Anterious Realm. Who knows how deep The Depths of Merrianitude are, I could end up not liking them and being unable to escape.

Would you rather get rid of all the world's bad-tasting or bad-smelling food?