Would you rather?

[Jubal]

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Add an extra month to the year: would you rather it be between winter and spring, or summer and autumn?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on what I get, temperature- & weather-wise? I think I'd like an additional cooler month, so I guess I add one between winter and spring.

Be a rainbow or a rain cloud?

[Jubal]

Rainbow

Cape or poncho?

[The Seamstress]

Well, that would depend on the occasion. More elegant, the cape. But generally I'd say poncho because I'm a stay-at-home person and ponchos look cosier for that.

Buy a basket of angry fruit or a jar of dubious pickles?

[Jubal]

Dubious pickles

Celebrate the Feast Day of Sts. Cyril & Methodius or the Feast Day of St. Guinefort?

[The Seamstress]

I had never heard of St. Guinefort, a dog saint?? Sorry, Cyril & Methodius, but you can't compete with that.

If you were made into a saint, for which miracle would you rather be known: Summoning holy cheese that never runs out and feeds a whole country, or turning all the world's pebbles into chocolates to free humanity from its sorrows?

[Jubal]

Summoning cheese, I'm much more a savoury person

You need to found a monastery! Do it on a remote Atlantic or Pacific island or in a high part of a major mountain range?

[The Seamstress]

Mountains! I like mountains.

Live one year like people lived in 18th century Hungary, or spend the year in a present-day buddhist monastery in Tibet?

[Jubal]

I think a Tibetan monastery for a year would be pretty interesting, I'll go with that.


You can (and must) attend a very prestigious event in order to hand out one of its main awards. Would you rather present an Oscar or a Grammy?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know details about either because celebrities & such usually don't interest me much... but I think Grammy. Music is nice.

You're only allowed to wear one for the rest of your life: boots or sneakers?

[Jubal]

Boots. I never wear sneakers and often wear boots anyway.

A free life subscription to a service that sends you a new parasol every summer, or a free life subscription to a service that puts pretty ice lanterns outside your home several times each winter?