Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Tiramisu.


If you had to get a job as a fictional creature, would you rather be employed as a hobgoblin or as a troll?

[The Seamstress]

I think I'll be a troll. Sitting around in some remote place and avoiding humans is something I'm qualified for.

You're transformed into a building! Be a 16th century town house or a 19th century apartment building?

[Jubal]

C16th, nice big timbers to prop up my aching joints.

Budgie or parakeet?

[The Seamstress]

Parakeet.

Raven or magpie?

[Jubal]

Raven.

Hamster or souslik?

[The Seamstress]

Hamster!

Boater hat or cowboy hat?

[Jubal]

Boater hat


Bascinet or kettle hat?

[The Seamstress]

Kettle hat, I think.

Be hired as court jester or as advisor at Harold The Hare-Brained's court?

[Jubal]

Jester, because I want him to actually take my advice.

High heels, or those long toe-curls on medieval shoes that tie up below the knee?

[The Seamstress]

Medieval pointy shoes are quite silly, but I guess I have to choose those; I can't walk in very high high heels without looking like an agonised pigeon on stilts.

Wear a wizard outfit (think pointy hat and robe/cape) or a pirate outfit (including parrot) on a daily basis?

[Jubal]

Wizard.

Goldcrest or firecrest?

[The Seamstress]

Goldcrest. Borb.

Travel to South Tyrol or to East Tyrol?

[Jubal]

Firecrest tbf also very much borb.

Uh, east Tyrol I think.

Eat cheese then chocolate, or chocolate then cheese?

[The Seamstress]

Cheese then chocolate. It's always the savoury thing then the sweet thing, sorry but these are The Rules.

You're a space adventurer! Try to communicate with the spinning cube that glows ominously in disco colours waiting right in front of your ship, or turn around and explore the nebula you saw a while ago and from which you received a strange garbled signal?

[Jubal]

cube. I want to be its friend. Friend cube.

Green Cube or Yellow Sphere?