Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Schefflera.

Would you rather have to hire a wolf in sheep's clothing or a sheep in wolf's clothing as your assistant?

[Jubal]

Sheep in wolf's clothing, I think.

Meet a panicked cow or a grumpy boar on a walk?

[The Seamstress]

Uuh, knowing that both scenarios might end very badly, that's not easy to decide. But I think the cow, because it might just want to get away from me instead of attacking, whereas the boar might get angrier.


Would you rather own a horse or a donkey (assuming you have the space to accommodate them)?

[Jubal]

Donkey Assuming I can't choose the horse. I might go for a smol pony over a donkey. But probably a donkey anyway.


Would you rather manage an unexpected US write-in election campaign for the zombie of Theodore Roosevelt or the ghost of John F. Kennedy?

[The Seamstress]

Oof, I don't feel qualified to do anything related to politics, even if it involves zombies or ghosts. I think Roosevelt, though. He at least did some progressive stuff I could get behind. And if there's going to be a zombie apocalypse, he'd probably have greater chances than a ghost to be re-elected.


Would you rather find out why time exists and progresses, or figure out if there are other dimensions?

[Jubal]

I think the existence of time? Multiverses scare me. And create way too many film plot holes.

Would you rather four cheese pizza or four seasons pizza?

[The Seamstress]

Four cheese, because I don't like some of the stuff that's on the traditional four seasons pizza.


Would you rather be snowed in at some mountain resort or stuck on a tropical island?

[Jubal]

Mountain resort I think.

Would you rather be able to temporarily die for periods of up to 12 hours at will, or be able to contract any infectious disease of your choice whenever you wanted?

[The Seamstress]

Why would I want any of that?? NOOOoooo *runs*


Would you rather own an apple orchard or a pumpkin field?

[Jubal]

I dunno, I've been feeling quite like the temporary death thing would sometimes help when one doesn't know how to Be on particularly bad days... the option of temporarily Not Being has something to it.


Dr. Doom or Dr. Octopus?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know either of them, but Octopus, I guess? Doom sounds so... doomed.


Would you rather write with a fountain pen or with a quill?

[Jubal]

I think the point of Doom is supposed to be that doom comes for his enemies, but admittedly I'm not enough of a comics guy to have done the maths there.

Quill, though I'd be crap at either.

Fennec fox or arctic fox?

[The Seamstress]

Arctic fox!

Chamomile or peppermint tea?

[Jubal]

Peppermint! I wrote a poem about peppermint tea once!

Drunk or disorderly?

[The Seamstress]

I've never been drunk in my life, so: disorderly. Maybe also disordered. Disoriented? Whatever.


Stuffed animal or real animal?