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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #390 on: December 20, 2019, 12:48:03 PM »
Unfortunately, the Friendly Mad Genius Scientist, Professor McBlusterfluff, is KIDNAPPED BY WIBULNIBS
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #391 on: January 01, 2020, 07:36:58 PM »
Fortunately the wibulnibs only kidnapped him in order to help them unblock a sink, and release him once done
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #392 on: January 02, 2020, 11:20:25 AM »
Unfortunately, the unblocked sink means that the Wibulnibs can now summon the dread Waste Pipe Monsters from their slumberings.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #393 on: January 06, 2020, 06:05:06 PM »
Fortunately, the Dread Waste Pipe Monsters really want more time in bed, and return grumpily to their pipe, after having given the Wibulnibs a good telling off for waking them up.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #394 on: January 07, 2020, 09:31:28 AM »
Unfortunately, the dreams of the waste pipe monsters are disturbed and restless tonight...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #395 on: January 10, 2020, 01:50:50 PM »
Fortunately the vibrations caused by his fitfulness is used by a family of mice living on top of an overhanging pipe to lull their fretting babies to sleep instead
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #396 on: January 10, 2020, 08:49:45 PM »
Unfortunately the waste pipe monsters are unaware of their good deed, because they can't speak mouse.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #397 on: January 20, 2020, 10:33:22 PM »
Fortunately, great developments are soo made in rge field of inter-species linguistics, allowing mice and sewer pipe monsters to communicate for the first time

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #398 on: January 20, 2020, 11:22:52 PM »
Unfortunately, the sewer pipe monsters are horrified by how uncouth and improperly spoken the mice are.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #399 on: January 21, 2020, 09:11:24 AM »
Fortunately, in being horrified so, the sewer pipe monsters burst into a shower of unpleasant smelling sludge
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #400 on: January 21, 2020, 05:49:01 PM »
Unfortunately, the sewer is now blocked with unpleasant smelling sludge which is mostly the remains of entirely innocent waste pipe monsters.
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