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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1515 on: April 12, 2020, 08:49:19 PM »
It's an evolved defence against hobgoblins.

Why don't my plants talk back to me?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1516 on: April 16, 2020, 09:53:48 AM »
They are talking to you but it is a very very quiet voice.

If bread always lands butter side down, why can't we wait until the bread has fallen on the floor, and then butter it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1517 on: April 16, 2020, 11:05:25 AM »
Because then you'd have to butter the underside and that would be really awkward, obviously.

Why are ducks?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1518 on: April 27, 2020, 03:14:26 PM »
Because if there weren't then why are breadcrumbs? It just doesn't add up.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1519 on: April 27, 2020, 03:51:53 PM »
There's lots everywhere! Just make sure you have plenty of Italian lombard cream cheese, because in these unprecedented times you need to...

mascarpone.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1520 on: May 01, 2020, 01:35:31 PM »
The coat will be offended to not have been got and will walk away to somewhere where it is more appreciated.

Where?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1521 on: May 01, 2020, 05:21:25 PM »
DOWN.

In what way is a gutar unlike a mammoth?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1522 on: May 02, 2020, 05:27:04 PM »
The guitar enjoyed the trombone's carefully prepared fruit salad, and therefore did not offend it the way the mammoth did

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1523 on: May 02, 2020, 05:36:42 PM »
It's all these GOD DAMN PORCUPIIIIIIIINES!


Why are the spikes of porcupines called quills and not, as they should appropriately be called, porcuspines?
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