Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

I wish that you'd wished something

[Ierne]

Your wish is still unanswered! Someone tell Jubal why he shouldn't be better at going to the doctor

[Glaurung]

Jubal gets better at going to the doctor. He gets so good at going to the doctor that all his ailments are fixed. Unfortunately he can't stop going to the doctor, so now the exuberantly healthy Jubal starts dragging other people to the doctor too. Eventually all of the people are at the doctor all of the time (despite all of them being entirely healthy), the economy collapses, and the survivors vow to have nothing to do with medicine ever again.

I wish I understood more maths.

[Jubal]

You understand more in that you in addition to your current knowledge obtain precisely one bit of extra maths, which is the solution to a moderately complex theoretical problem that is effectively useless to you.

I wish I had two more days of this weekend.

[Tusky]

You are granted 2 more days of this weekend, at the expense of all other weekends

I wish that the next person posting on this thread does not spoil my wish

[Jubal]

BEDBUGS EVERYWHERE.


I wish I was more alert and awake.

[Glaurung]

You are very alert and awake: you never, ever, feel tired, and you are aware of every single phenomenon happening around you, so much so that you cannot think due to the continual flood of new sensory data.

I wish I could teleport.

[Jubal]

You can teleport, but have no way of knowing what coordinate system you'd be working on and therefore an infinitesemal chance of ending up anywhere other than the dark void of space. You spend the rest of your life worrying about triggering your power by accident.

I wish I ached less.