The HILL RPG

[Phoenixguard09]

Well, I say this, if you make a HILL-style game yourself, have it as you want. I will have it this way. It suits me better in a matter of realism. I think the answer to this pole will be biased and one-sided. The players who suffer from dynamic rules will vote against. I have never posted first after my ''moderator's role'' post, because I belive it's unfair for me to do that. I always left other to post first and posted many hours after it, just to be fair and strick follower of the rules.

The game can now continue...

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Please post your attacks so as the Hp loses of both sides will be counted.

PS: If anybody thinks this game is somehow unfair or unjust, I will gladly stop it and start a new one later on. Even in that concept, the turns will be dynamic. Thank you all.

Your reasons for not wanting the poll are exactly the same as why I want it. The fact is, we both feel disadvantaged, one way or the other. The reason I want the poll is so that we can see how the majority feels, which should be a legitimate indicator of fairness. I appreciate the fact that you have always been fair in the timing of your posting on the other hand you are by far the most aggressive player here which was my main point. The point could be made that the posting time could be unfair, we are just lucky that you are suitably scrupulous and so therefore have not felt the need to stoop to such methods.

I am not suggesting that you end this game and begin anew, as that would be a regrettable waste of what has occurred. I simply askes for the sake of fairness that the rules be modified. As you are not amenable to such a request and refuse to allow a vote on the matter, I bid you all a fond farewell.

I defend myself with my axe and declare all my attacks onto Dimos. I ask humbly that my money is gifted to Ladyhawk and my axe to NightAngel. Of course as my last will and testament these may be ignored by those who can do what they wish with the rules of decency.

Farewell my friends,
Lord Phoenix,

[Dimos]

As, I've said, the rules remain dynamic. I am obliged to end the game if anybody is feeling it's unjust.

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PS: Being an agressive player withought strategy is a bad thing. I was agressive first to send you away from Jimbobland, which I managed only with threats and then I was agressive because I was informed that you played a hard conspiracy game. I was simply a good general when I understood that if I take advantage of your lack of arms and war equipment and the distance between you will be destructive for your rebelion. 

[Captain Carthage]

He already has an axe.

He had given it to Phoenixguard09. He has no axe. Once the defenders will declare their attack, the power of each blow will be counted. Thank you.

So we can give weapons during combat now?


But on a more serious note I think this games got a bit confused and it's creating tension.

I'm going to pull out and let you guys discuss what you think is best if I don't like I won't play next time round if I do, I will.

Hope this hasn't damaged any friendships.

Everyone’s faithful friend Nightangel

[Dimos]

He took the axe when he retreated in C8, at the end of the previous round, after the attack had passed. See one post before this turns begining anouncemnt post. If you don't want to give it to him, let us know!

Also! Will you use your bare hands to attack?

[Phoenixguard09]

Nay NightAngel, no friendships have been damaged at all as far as I'm aware. I of course don't speal for Dimos but on the previous page we both expressed that our game "personas" are in no way related to our own opinions. Dimos, we're still mates right?

Don't pull out NightAngel, fight on! With my dying breath I bequeath unto you the legacy of Jimbobland. Please do not let my dream die and my people fall into ruin!

[Dimos]

Yeah, NightAngel, we are still friends. I am rather fond of you and Phoenixguard. I consider you great innovators of exilian's structure, I am happy PG is the admin in the m&b mods section, and of course I always enjoy nightAngels (and PG's) videos on the Exilian channel and agree with him in political actions he plans.

Our personas are rather ''agressive'' in that game, but then again it's just a game, and I blame myself on the one hand that I didn't note that from the begining. It's like sometimes you think you've taken care of anything but there is still something that's not alright. I considered dynamic turns an understood feature because I had noted previously ''the one who farms first...'' , ''the one who does it first does it best'' ect.  I'm just waiting for your blow to ''mean old Dimos'' ATM  and hope Death Nade won't be innactive again and will teach ya a good lesson!  hahahha have fun mates!

PS: The fact that PG had added religion in the game is rather nice, I was thinking of this, and to unlock a spoiler, I am thinking in the NEXT game (when it will happen) to add also objects that don't have any use in battle like possibly goblets, books or scheptres...

[Cuddly Khan]

"Rather" aggressive? You threatened to attack Phoenix for apparently no reason, took his ax which he bought out of fear that you would attack him, an unarmored citizen, which caused this uprising against you.

Rereading through I just realized that you made a mistake on one of you turns. You attacked Phoenix from one rectangle away. You seemed so insistent of me saying where I build my ship from but you don't even move to the same rectangle that he's in to attack him. You move to the rectangle next to him to attack him... you don't have a bow. Ever played Total War Medieval 2? Imagine the turns like that.

[Dimos]

March to C8 and attack...

I also move in and attack...

Does this say something to you? If it does not, then this ''in'' is C8. I go to C8 and I attack PG09 with 3/5 and NightAngel with 2/5 of my axe's power.  Is it clear now? 

Now what are you doing this turn? You still remain inactive?   

[Dimos]

Let's set a deadline for DeathNade and NightAngel to take agressive action against their enemy sides. I think it will be better to calculate the hp damage tomorrow at 14.00 GMT, that way, the loser(s) of the C8 battle will be able to move away before the turn ends.

[Death Nade]

I declare my betrayal against Dimos's "fair" kingdom.

I attack Dimos with my axe.

Status - hp 10/10 , axe , C8.

@Dimos - I thought it would make the game funny , and your aggresive play and rule Editing (putting new rules in etc) annoyed me, no hard feelings.

[Cuddly Khan]

Well I can't do anything with my money so I give the rest of it (4 Coins) to Nightangle. Hope it goes well.

I've got 0 Coins now.

[Dimos]

I declare my betrayal against Dimos's "fair" kingdom.

I attack Dimos with my axe.

Status - hp 10/10 , axe , C8.

@Dimos - I thought it would make the game funny , and your aggresive play and rule Editing (putting new rules in etc) annoyed me, no hard feelings.

Betrayal! Betrayal! You must pay for this! All of the rebels will get what they deserve... 

PS: No rules edit took place. I never edited any existing rule.

To the Khan: Will you do any fishing this turn? You're still economically innactive this turn... 

EDIT: As the most dominant [even after the conspiracy of Death Nade] and the most advanced Kingdom of the HILL, we will have laws.

Between follows the great Law-book of Dimos, entitled ''Nomoi Autokratorikoi'' (=Imperial Laws):

Spoiler: Nomoi Autokratorikoi (click to show/hide)

His Majesty, Dimos, King and Emperor of Dimohillia, Duke of Dimopolis and Conqueror of Jimbobalnd, declares that:

1: The King has the power to negotiate, execute and aproove treaties. If the King accepts it, his vassals can also do that job as special consulants of Dimohillia abroad.

2: Each traitor is punished with the penalty of death. Traitors are the most dangerous to the public order so they must be removed! b) If national security reasons impose it, the King and his advisors can transform the penalty to 2-8 turns of enslavement and removal of arms and peerage titles.

3: If the King dies, but his vassals win over a battle, the heir of his gains access to his belongings instantly. Denial from a vassal to give to the heir his heritage from the King is considered mutiny and it's punished likewise as in the article 2. If a player that is enemy of the Kingdom of Dimohillia dies and the loot the Dimohillians get is by ''last will'' to be inherited to a third person, outside of the Kingdom of Dimohillia: a) If the third player an ally Dimohillia, but not a vassal of it, he pays a tax of 1/3 or 1/2 of the money to the Kingdom of Dimohillia as a toll. b) If he's neutral towards Dimohilia he pays 1/2 or 2/3 of the money to the Kingdom of Dimohillia as a toll. c) Enemies are not allowed to inherit from Dimohilia loot. d) Weapons are forbiden to be exported from Dimohillia or be sold to others, unless all of the vassals and the King himself accept such an act. In case that weapons are exported they cost less than new ones.   

4: All religions are free, because the Empire of Dimohillia is a Secular State in which religious tolerance is total. Crimes against religion will be punished according to severity with removal of arms for 4 turns to enslavement for 2 turns. People who wish to serve Dimohillia as Priests, Bishops or Acolytes of ''the Creator'' or ''Corranos the Hunter'' , or any other religion will be paid 1 coin per round. Each man who preaces a new, unknown religion must submit 2-3 basic teachings of his faith. A 2-member comitee will decide if the new religious figure can be considered peaceful and be paid from the state coffers.

5: Taxes can be imposed in ordinary circumstances every 5 turns, and they can't be more than the 50% of the gains of each of the labourers of the Kingdom. Taxes will be different for poor and rich. Rich pay more, poor pay less. In case of War, Rebelion or any other unholy Catastroph, the King can impose extra taxes on the subjects, even in 100% of their income. Denial of payment of a tax is considered mutiny and it's punished as the article 2 suggests.

6: Thiefs, Bandits or Rebels can be killed by the army; or enslaved. They are to be enslaved, only after the aprooval of all the King's advisors/vassals.

   

Noble, Dripping D, what do you have to say about them?? 

Ladyhawk: What do you have to say about the 3 b) and c) ? Are you interested in inheriting any money from your -soon dead- friend PG09 ? Or do you prefer to act as an enemy of our state?

[Cuddly Khan]

To the Khan: Will you do any fishing this turn? You're still economically innactive this turn... 

That means I have 2 coins still not 0, I didn't count the other turn, I thought it was still the same one. Yes, I fish at A23 was it?

[Ladyhawk]

Dimos that money is rightfully mine!

[Dimos]

It is rightfully yours, if you are a friend of mine hawk. Enemies do not deserve any money!

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Alas! Time has come to count the attack launched by Dimos and Dripping D, members of the Kingdom of Dimohillia, against NightAngel, ruler of San Vadero, Phoenixguard09, pilgrim of corranos and Death Nade, fromer Lord of the Kingdom of Dimohillia and its effects on both sides.

At the begining the total Hp power of the Dimohillian army was 20/20. At the begining the total power of the Rebel army was 23/23.

Dimos killed Phoenixguard09 with his axe [3 damage]. Dimos gains +3 coins belonging to PG09. Dimos gains PG's axe.
Dripping D and Dimos attacked NightAngel, with a total of 8 damage [5+1 from Dripping D and 2 from Dimos]. NightAngel has 2/10 hp left.

NightAngel remained passive in the attack and he didn't launch an attack with his bare hands.

Phoenixguard09 attacked Dimos with his axe. He destroyed Dimos's leather armor, Shield and caused a damage of 1/4 in his chainmail. Dimos himself was not harmed by the blow.

Death Nade attacked Dimos. He destroyed completely his chainmail. Dimos's +1 defence points saved him from his ememy's blow. He suffered 1 damage. Dimos no has 9/10 Hp.

Finaly! Army of Dimohillia was left with 19/20 hp of its starting power. The Rebel army was left with 12/23 hp of its staring power. The battle was a victory of the Kingdom of Dimohillia.

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This Round will end tommorow at 12 GMT. Each of the defeated players who wish to get away must inform us by then. Unless the victors want to get prisoners...