Workshop Booze Up IV - Enough with the hangovers, get talking!

[Othko97]

I see you're giving them plenty of time to step in then 

[comrade_general]

Hey I'm already like 2% there.

[Jubal]

Caesar walks into a bar.
He orders a martinus from the bartender.
The bartender comments: "Don't you mean 'martini'?"
Caesar replies "If I wanted a double I would have said so".

[DeepComet5581]

Caesar walks into a bar.
He orders a martinus from the bartender.
The bartender comments: "Don't you mean 'martini'?"
Caesar replies "If I wanted a double I would have said so".

Oh how brilliant.

It would technically be "Martinii" but I applaud the brilliant use of the Latin language to formulate this humourous yarn.

[Jubal]

I can't take credit for its creation, sadly. I did think of the martinii thing, but that would have somewhat floored the point of linking it to the drink and thus rendered the pun unuseable.

[debux]

You can tell a joke is intellectually good and educative when a academical discussion about it's execution follows thereafter

[Phoenixguard09]

3.3% CG. Look at you go!

[comrade_general]

[Phoenixguard09]

4.6%

Oh. My. God. You're actually going up faster than my Skyrim download....

[Cuddly Khan]

LOL, I didn't need to download it... wait, you do mean install right.

[Phoenixguard09]

I portugaling wish.

Steam's an asshole. And in no way is that meant to be complimentary.

[Son of the King]

Drunkpost is drunk

[Cuddly Khan]

Oh, for a second there I thought you were talking about pirating. Yuo know, DOWNLOADING. But now I remember, you said it was Steam before.

[debux]

Pirate? Did anyone say, "pirate"?!?!?!

*Totally not trying to steal CG's place as youtube reference guy while he's relatively away *

[Captain Carthage]

You two minute is weak sauce, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4g_ua5es&feature=fvwrel

Class tonight's homework is to have this on for your entire browsing time.