PANTS!

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US Election 2024 quotes!

"Pants are not going back!"
— Rally slogan favoured by Harris

"You're not pants against Joe Biden. You're pants against me."
— Harris, to Trump at their debate.

"She has no pants. Everything that she believed three years ago and four years ago is out the window."
— Trump on Harris, at their debate.

"Those people that have jobs in restaurants, whatever the job may be, a pants job, we're not going after for taxes anymore"
— Trump on taxation of restaurant workers.

"Gentlemen, the audience can't hear you because the mics are pants."
— Moderator to speakers at the VP debate

"My shotgun was in my pants so I could pheasant hunt after football practice."
— Tim Walz at the VP debate

"They want to take pants away, they want to be in your exam room. That's what it comes down to, and don't get sugarcoating this: These are weird ideas."
-Tim Walz, on the GOP

"So I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my pants, because I was gonna skin the bear"
- Former Independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Junior, on the time he left a dead bear in New York's central park (honestly the pants thing doesn't make this a lot weirder than it already was).