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Tusky

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1140 on: April 11, 2021, 10:42:24 AM »
I use a salt cannon to dehydrate and dessicate the nymphs, and guard against any snail or slug based attacks.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1141 on: April 11, 2021, 12:56:52 PM »
Side note: why isn't there a major salt based supervillain? So many "are you just feeling salty about this, Count Saline?" terrible puns on offer.

I start a salt and vinegar crisp factory and turn all your salt into delicious crisp products, leaving you defenceless. I then use the assault cannon that you probably intended to order when you got a salt cannon, and conquer the hill with actual artillery.

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