Someone stole my sweetroll!

[Silver Wolf]

I still haven't found my sweetroll. The sweetest of all rolls.

But my scum-sense is tinglin'
I will find the criminal scum responsible for this.
And his stolen goods will be forfeit.

[Silver Wolf]

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you go and bring the frosting?
Make your dreams all come true?

In a bakery!
Yes, you can go and bring the frosting!
In a bakery!
Yes, you can call the Guards!
In a bakery!
Come on now Sweetroll, make a stand.
In a bakery!

Sweetroll, go and bring the frosting.
I said, Sweetroll, call the Guards.

It's sweet to eat in a bakery.
It's sweet to eat in a bakery.

They have sugary frosting,
You can go and bring the frosting.

It's sweet to eat in a bakery.
It's sweet to eat in a bakery.

They have a handkerchief,
You can call the Guards.

Sweetroll, are you listening to me?
I said, Sweetroll, what do you want to be?
I said, Sweetroll, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

Oh Sweetroll, go and bring the frosting...

And...

It's sweet to eat in a bakery.
It's sweet to eat in a bakery.

[comrade_general]

We call them Cinnamon Rolls.

[Ashanorath]

Stop with the rambling SW. I can't enjoy my sweetroll cause of it.

[Silver Wolf]

We call them Cinnamon Rolls.

HA! Silly outlanders.
You are not even aware of their delicious power.

Stop with the rambling SW. I can't enjoy my sweetroll cause of it.

No lollygagging.
This is a serious sweet thread.


"ONE SWEETROLL A DAY KEEPS THE CLIFFRACERS AWAY."
or was it garlic?

[comrade_general]

[Ashanorath]

This SW's... I ment this sweetroll is sooooo good.

[Silver Wolf]

Yes, yes outlander, you found my sweet Sweetroll!

I shall use it's power to subdue and enslave human race .
Yum, it looks fluffy and delicious.

Now move along.
You saw nothing.

[Ashanorath]

All that truble for nothing. But at least I still have my tongs.

[Silver Wolf]

And what about calipers?

How do you plan to keep the water airborne without calipers?

[Ashanorath]

I use cheese to keep watter airborne. And watterborne too. Not lavaborne though, that would be silly and waste of perfectly good cheese. Scamp brains are better for lava. Who doesn't like a crispy scamp brain? They taste like sweetroll only different.

[Silver Wolf]

But you have made a huge mistake...

You are supposed to attach tongs to your airboat and then attach calipers onto them in order to keep the water airborne.
That way your airboat will float safely in midair, held by airborne water which will also remain in it's position because it's held by calipers.

As simple as that.

No need to involve cheese into this.
Cheese is for celebration! Although it's not much of a celebration if you don't like cheese, don't you think?

[Son of the King]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then somebody stole my sweet roll.

[Ashanorath]

I used to waste my imagination on this thread. Then I found out it's in spamfest!

[Jubal]

I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their sweetrolls.