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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #480 on: August 25, 2023, 02:19:19 PM »
Fortunately this floods out the wool factory owned by the vengeful smaller iguanas (remember those guys?) whose plans to smother the world in a giant woolly jumper are thus finally ended.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #481 on: January 31, 2024, 10:32:04 AM »
Unfortunately there is still quite a disastrous flood going on.

The badgers, squirrels and other assorted wildlife are in a certain amount of peril
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #482 on: January 31, 2024, 12:55:31 PM »
Fortunately they can hide.

Hide under what, you ask?

Returning from spores, a fungal canopy so broad it forms a safe place above the waters. A mycelial miracle of life as decay, saving the assorted wildlife from the raging waters.

Is it? Could it really be?

They do not know how it got here, where it came from, or what comes next. They only know that this is...

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #483 on: June 07, 2024, 10:47:15 AM »
Unfortunately they are do not realise the power of TMMOM, and try to hide under a collapsing building.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #484 on: June 07, 2024, 01:26:28 PM »
Fortunately, the Mushroom stabilises the collapsing building with mycelial strands.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #485 on: Today at 10:30:32 AM »
Unforuntately we have forgotten a force that even the mushroom cannot contend with...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #486 on: Today at 10:48:38 AM »
Fortunately, that force is gravity, and it operates whether or not we are aware of its existence.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #487 on: Today at 11:07:39 AM »
Therefore, unforuntately, the tendrils are not able to withstand the force of gravity
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #488 on: Today at 11:23:24 AM »
Fortunately, the earth being underneath the mushroom does help hold everything up rather.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #489 on: Today at 12:40:33 PM »
Unfortunately whilst the mushroom is safe, the tendrils were off at an angle and could not help some of the building parts bonking some of the animals on the head, who now have sore lumps to deal with
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #490 on: Today at 12:54:31 PM »
Fortunately Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse is present and is a registered and qualified medical doctor
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