Change a Letter III

[Tusky]

Unlike if you are attempting to make a sale

[Glaurung]

On which subject, can I interest you in a jar of this excellent salt?

[Jubal]

Sorry, spent all my money on single malt whiskey.

[Tusky]

And I spent mine on this ice cream! Excuse me I need to eat it quickly, lest it melt

[Jubal]

Alas, being short of money, I cannot but the felt hat I wanted.

[Tusky]

And I had to forego a new belt

[Jubal]

Aw, all the best stuff is going to people who have money and not to us

[Tusky]

It does test my patience

[Jubal]

I am going to go and live in a tent for a few months.

[Tusky]

It would seem that it would be the best thing to do, what with everyone so hell bent on capitalism, nationalism, populism and various other non-progressive "isms"

[Jubal]

Yes, hibernation seems a heaven sent idea about now.

[Tusky]

Maybe I should join a religious sect

[Jubal]

What if they order you to take the seat of a bishop?

[Tusky]

Might be ok. I could beat the non-believers

[Jubal]

Would you best them in single combat, or challenge them to chess?