Change a Letter III

[Glaurung]

I imagine they became quite wan when they realised the fate that awaited them.

[Tusky]

Yes, some of them fled and hid in a wat

[Jubal]

Was it wet in there?

[Glaurung]

I'll bet it was.

[Jubal]

Can I get the odds on that one, if we're betting?

[Glaurung]

We'd have to vet you - we can't just give out odds to anyone, you know.

[Jubal]

I am sure your requirements can be met.

[Tusky]

You might get a surprise. I have heard the process can be quite gruelling...

[Jubal]

Fear not, I will just use my gem collection to bribe the examiners.

[Tusky]

Wouldn't you get more value if you sold them?

[Jubal]

My gut feeling is otherwise.

[Tusky]

Oooh, get you!

[Jubal]

I am indeed a fine and notably savvy gent, yes 

[Tusky]

It might be enough if you sent the examiners some flattering and persuasive emails instead - then you can keep your valuables.

[Jubal]

What if I threatened to reveal what I know of the dark secrets of the examiners' mysterious religious sect?