Change a Letter III

[Jubal]

I think Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse ought to be able enough?

[Tusky]

That might work. Ok so to recap, just so I am clear:
We are saving a Turkish pop singer that has been gobbled up by a biblical whale, in order that we can use his equipment to find a castle

If so, then I think we will need a boat to start the search. I happen to have one sitting on an old trailer. It's a little rusted but maybe we can start Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse greasing the axle

[Jubal]

"Thys boate for that we shall float uponne yt shall allou us to see alle" says Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse, who is also highly trained in mock Chaucerian English.

[Tusky]

I hope that we take it easy getting the boat sorted. If not and anyone starts to chafe... I have some spare aloe

[Jubal]

And if it's going really badly, I have sloe gin.

[Tusky]

It turns out, it wasn't too much of a slog. We are on the water! Perhaps we can find a big whale, or even better: a castle!

[Jubal]

Or a really huge sea slug?

[Tusky]

We might. Depends on how much rum we glug

[Jubal]

Better going hard on the rum than sniffing glue I guess.

[Tusky]

That would indeed make one quite glum

[Jubal]

Eating a plum may help

[Tusky]

Yes it might. PLUS it's one of your "five a day"

[Jubal]

Always good to make sure we plug the idea of healthy eating here on Exilian dot co dot uk

[Tusky]

Indeed. For example my pet pug and I eat only salads

[Jubal]

From a mug, perhaps?