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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2014, 02:53:09 PM »
I guess I need to mend my throat. :(

Then again I might just put it to use; I jump on Arkus and let my blood run all over his face and shout "You don't know where I've been, Arkus! You don't know where I've been!" a la Fight Club. :P

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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2014, 03:28:22 PM »
Oh, sod it. Crocodile, attack again, and I'll go in as well and shield bash this asshole to try and knock him over and stab him to deadly death.
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« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2014, 03:48:22 PM »
"deadly death"

The worst kind of death.
Are you enjoying the game so far, guys?
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« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2014, 07:11:20 PM »
Yeah, It's really good, I love the taming ability :P


I'm going to unleash the crocodile on spartacus and also try to net and stab him.

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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2014, 07:26:45 PM »

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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2014, 03:59:48 AM »
It's awesome! I attempt to heal. :) (Spartacus is still mine!)
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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2014, 06:22:28 PM »
Jubal: [3+1=4] Another bit of damage is taken by Arkus.
-1 HP to Arkus.
[5] Agis bashes the shields towards the Manhunter and knocks him down. The gladius finds little resistance in meeting the flesh.
-2 HP to Arkus.
+1 on your next attack.
[3-1] Arkus attacks Agisthocles but only manages to lose more blood.
-1 HP to Arkus
21 HP

comrade_general: [2];[2];[4];[4];[4];[1] After a long struggle Angus manages to break free from his enemy grasp.
[1];[1];[3];[3] After a little rest the Beefman seems a little more confident,
+2 HP to you.
Bleeding stopped.
14 HP

Tom: [1] Mr Crocodile turns around and bites Thrax's leg.
-1 HP to you.
-1 to the pet's next attack.
[5] Fortunately, the Thracian manages to net Spartacus in the last moment.
+1 to the stab.
[4+1] And he strikes his throat.
Spartacus has died at your hands.
21 HP

The Khan: Freddy succeeds to heal himself.
+3 HP to you.
20 HP

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Players                    NPCs
Juba and Giant Crocodilel- Arkus the Manhunter-16 HP         
Tom and  Giant Crocodile- idle
comrade_general    -idle
The Khan                 -idle
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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2014, 06:51:36 PM »
Defend myself, set the crocodile on him, and call for the rest of you guys to pile this idiot.
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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2014, 07:01:11 PM »
CROCODILLO ATTACK. Net and stab, net and stab, net and stab.

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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2014, 01:26:40 AM »
I heal again. (If I'm not allowed to than I'll attack Arkus)
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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #70 on: May 01, 2014, 07:52:42 AM »
Yeah, healing has a 3-turn cooldown.
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« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2014, 01:29:58 PM »
I spot some boobs in the crowd so I look at them for a bit.

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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2014, 03:39:07 PM »
Jubal: [4] The crocodile strikes again.
-1 HP to Arkus.
[5] Agis blocks Arkus' next attack and proceeds to stab him.
[4] Blood!
-1 HP to Arkus
21 HP

comrade_general:
[4] The woman sees Angus and throws him a piece of meat.
You gain 1 HP.
15 HP

Tom: [6] The crocodile strikes fast and hard!
-3 HP to Arkus.
[4] Arkus is caught in the net.
[4] And loses a bit of blood.
-1 HP to Arkus
20 HP

The Khan: [2] Khan tries to slash the last gladiator's throat. But he's too far for it.
20 HP

Arena:
Players                    NPCs
Juba and Giant Crocodilel- Arkus the Manhunter-10 HP         
Tom and  Giant Crocodile- idle
comrade_general    -idle
The Khan                 -idle
OR NOT!


The Emperor shouts: " ENOUGH!"
 Praetorians storm the arena and murder Arkus, he manages to say with a weak voice to Angus (CG):
"Don't disappoint me, son..."
The round is over, archers try to immobilize the crocodiles and kill them but hell breaks loose!
The crowd is fleeing the arena and the Roman soldiers are trying to escort it from the escaped animals.
...

Now it's night. The 4 Gladiators are now free in the countryside. They are sad.

This round you may attempt to heal (yourselves or your allies).
ALSO you MUST say some stories about your dark past. Act like you are in character God damn it!
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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2014, 03:57:27 PM »
Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our land. These are our good places; our gods live here, in the trees and the rivers. They watch over us. We are happy: we hunt, we love, we have families, homes, a good life. But sometimes we must fight! The Romans disturb the gods; they burn the forests; they take what is ours, wives, children, land! And the Romans talk of how they will 'help us and protect us'. They put us to sleep with golden promises: when we wake, all that we had is gone-stolen! They take our sons and turn them into little Romans. Gah! So we fight to keep what is ours, what must stay ours! There can be no peace, no peace with Romans, men of stone, and iron, and lies! There can be only war!

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Re: Clash of Exilians- RTD game- Game Thread
« Reply #74 on: May 02, 2014, 01:12:55 AM »
I look around us, it's been so long since I've seen the outside of that arena. Not since I was a boy. They came into Gaul and took over, there were small pockets of resistance but they were soon wiped out. I was in one such 'pocket of resistance' at the age of 17. I was fighting the Romans to avenge my family, who they had ruthlessly murdered in their home. The group I was with, fighting the Romans any way we could, was taken by surprise, some of the lucky ones were killed in the fighting but the ones that survived were sent for hard labor or to fight in the Colosseum. They saw my fighting skills and decided that I'd be good amusement in the arena, fighting my own people and fighting savage animals that they set loose on us. Ever since than all I had saw was the bloodstained sand, the cheering crowds and the stone walls that meant no escape.

I heal CG. :)
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