I'm probably thinking too much, but I can't take this test on its own terms. At the very least, I need a "Don't know" or "Neutral" option, and preferably a "This question is badly worded; give me a better one". I could rant about individual questions, but I don't have time. All that said, I strongly suspect I'm somewhere in the lower left quadrant of the graph.
Religion: atheist probably comes nearest.