"My Body Is A Temple" - But What Kind?

[Jubal]

I was contemplating how "my body is a temple" works depressingly well with the extent to which my body feels like it's falling to bits sometimes at the moment, and then produced some further thoughts on the matter as follows. Which sort are you?

(The below is intended entirely as gently meant amusement, I hope nobody is upset at the presentation of their religious structures but apologise in advance if so).