Beat the person above you

[comrade_general]

your custard was stolen by a secret agent who quickly bolted away on his bike

[stormcloud]

Its bwoken

[comrade_general]

rebuilt

[stormcloud]

tyre blow-out (couldn't find a good one of a bike)

[comrade_general]

i was on the freeway the other day and a guy lost one of his back tires - the whole thing. i even passed the tire like it was a car as it rolled down the road :lol:         

anyway, luckily he keeps a spare tire

[stormcloud]

distinctly unimaginative
unimaginably effective
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


take THAT wooden wheel

[comrade_general]

[stormcloud]

mmm absorbent

[CN2]

Ever seen the one where the blow up loadza nappies?

[stormcloud]

but they dont have enough explosives to destroy THIS MANY CARAVANS (caps for effect                                                         )

[Private Clark]

This can though...

[CN2]

Not if the mighty hand of GOD can stop it!   (yes I drew it on paint because I cant find a good picture of gods hand on google)

[comrade_general]

zeus pwns

[stormcloud]

no god to have a hand

[comrade_general]

i agree, so ill just compound the idea