Beat the armor/weapon

[debux]

Well the cold Nutella was to counter the lazer scopes and the power armor of your longbow men. What else could I have done? Optimus Prime needed some help. I've already lost some good spoons due to cold Nutella.

Keeping the spirit of the game, a zombie with an anti-charm shield, driving a fire truck

[Phoenixguard09]

Oh Jesus.  But ok then.  

2 zombies with two anti-everything shields, driving a fire truck.  With a wrecking ball attached.  And wearing flashing boots.

[Hopit]

shotgun

[Goldyrulz]

2 shotguns

[Silver Wolf]

Dragunov

[Goldyrulz]

2 Dragunovs (theme coming here!)

[Hopit]

navy seal with a knife!!!!!!!

[Phoenixguard09]

A purple seal with a knife.  Yeah thats right, I purposely mistook a SEAl for a seal.

[Captain Carthage]

Calling in hunters to preform the annual seal cull. (This actually happens in Canada.)

[Hopit]

blood hounds

[Phoenixguard09]

A mixed force of Irish Wolfhounds and Karelian Bear Dogs.  The later are bred to take down bears as the name implies.

[debux]

Bill Gates with a monthly supply of spoons and spammiches

[Hopit]

Linus Torvalds with only a days supply of spoons

and karelian bear dogs aren't bred for taking down bears, but to chase them out of their nests(?) or holes
(or the bears come chasing them from their holes)

[Phoenixguard09]

You need a pretty kick ass dog to flush a bear out anyway.  

And anyway the book I have says taking down.  But I always thought it was a little far fetched.

[debux]

Aaaaaand, phoenixguard has forgotten to follow the game. Score is Debux-1, Phoenixguard-2.

I summon ze mightieth keyboard withouteth "enter" key *fancy medieval accent*