Spoil a wish

[Private Clark]

They don't trust you with a sample andgive you a picture of it instead (sorry if i got that wrong i dont really know what the 16mil reserve is)

I wish for a modest 50 million dollars.

[stormcloud]

I put a link in the text to a page with some info

16 million reserve is in fact pure capsaicin, I want some mainly out of curiosity, apparently a grain on the tongue feels like a hammer blow

there you go, more info should let you ruin it

[Jubal]

It knocks you out, you fall out of a window and break your neck?

I wish for more sleep.

[CN2]

you over sleep all the time and are always late for work school dates ect and you lose everything and commit suicide out of misery,but no one notices because you over slept the day you died.

I wish I can drive.

[Jubal]

You can now drive a tricycle like a pro.

I wish for Penty to turn up on time for once.

[stormcloud]

he turns up on time because he becomes an obsessive compulsive zombie, he then proceeds to eat your braaaaaiiins and starts a zombie outbreak which wipes the human population of the face of the earth

I wish we could get more active members

[CN2]

We do but they are all mindless spammers and the forum is closed doww because all the smap is clogging up the internet(if thats possible)

I wish I could drive a CAR.

[stormcloud]

your fisher price Lightning Mcqueen makes you the envy of 4 year olds everywhere



I wish for a better memory

[CN2]

Your brian over loads and you blow up,simple.

I WISH I CAN DRIVE A ROAD WORTHY CAR!

[stormcloud]

I shall further delay the inevitable

Your driving skillz still don't mean you have a licence, yo get arrested, jailed and then shanked(stabbed) by candle haters

I wish for an olympic swimming pool of creme caramel                                                          so tasty

[CN2]

You dive in so eager to be the first to swim in it,too late to hear the warnings of the builders,and you drown a horrible drowning.

ok lets get this right,I wish to be able to drive a road worthy car legally WITHOUT it causing my death.

[stormcloud]

you crash and cause a 30 car pile up on a motorway, you miraculously survive but are left paralysed from the neck down, you spend the rest of your life under the care of others, unable to do or achieve anything with your life, even if you could you still get nightmares about the 38 adults and 16 children you killed

I wish CN2 would let the driving thing go

[CN2]

I let the driving thing go,thus meaning I dont post anymore and you die of misery.

I wish my hair didnt grow curly

[Andalus]

It stops growing altogether and you go bald and die of hyperthermia

I wish I had a better PC

[Private Clark]

I replace your current one. (Get it...? PC, Private Clark...eh? hehe)

I wish my helmet had gold lining.