Spoil a wish

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:33:14 PM

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Jubal

#45
July 22, 2008, 10:58:17 AM
They go into so many precise and odd categories you can't find the category you want.

I wish for inspiration.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Vile Shrubo

#46
July 22, 2008, 11:02:14 AM
you cant find it anywhere but peter green, so you dont bother.


i wish i had a ps3

stormcloud

#47
July 22, 2008, 01:51:04 PM
you get one but place it next to a radiator by accident, it overheats, explodes and leaves you ps3, tv, and arm less

I wish i knew what was going to happen to me between October and next February, so I could pick the best date for me to go to Boosh '08

Jubal

#48
July 22, 2008, 03:51:31 PM
You discover you are going to die on the first of october.

I wish for genius/
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Gen_Glory

#49
July 22, 2008, 04:57:03 PM
you get it but realise its fashion genius
those damn ideas always hitting the wrong people

also another one for Vile's wish
you start eating your ps3 and end up with a disfunctional genitalia (proven fact by greenpeace)

i wish i had a yacht
Tis but a scratch...

Private Clark

#50
July 22, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You get one however the Gods have other plans and you die a horrible death at sea.

I wish Empire:TW wasn't so high end graphically.

Jubal

#51
July 22, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
It becomes 2d with dot graphics.

I wash I was a better programmer.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Private Clark

#52
July 22, 2008, 08:43:24 PM
You learn every programming language that exists however your brain fries from over use.

I wish somebody would talk to me on msn  :P

stormcloud

#53
July 23, 2008, 01:19:40 AM
they do, you meet them, they're not the sweet little thing you hoped to pick up, but a grizzled 6'3" rapist called Gary, he kidnaps you takes you home keeps you in a basment and 'shares' you with his friends
I think that's spoiled

I wish I could find my car theory pass certificate so I can book my practical test (my room was cleaned, all my stuff is lost)

Jubal

#54
July 23, 2008, 08:58:47 AM
You find it, and discover it's fake anyway.

I wish i was in bed.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Gen_Glory

#55
July 23, 2008, 09:17:13 AM
you are but then realise that your sahring it with a nest of army ants


bet you'd want to wake up with that in your face

i wish i had more money than Bill Gates
Tis but a scratch...

Jubal

#56
July 23, 2008, 09:23:43 AM
You get more moeny than bill gates...



... infortunately that's bill gates the tramp who has 10p and lives in Barnsley.


I wish for 10 wishes.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

stormcloud

#57
July 23, 2008, 11:56:35 AM
you get them and they are all granted, but they are given in a way that grants them but not how you' want them

eg:


I wish I could sleep properly at night

comrade_general

#58
July 23, 2008, 05:09:51 PM
you fall into a coma

i wish i had $1

Jubal

#59
July 23, 2008, 05:12:29 PM
You get it, then lose all the other money you have.

I wish for a quiet life.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...
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