Spoil a wish

[Private Clark]

Jubak dies and you are promoted to root admin but you are so inept at your job forummers hire hackers to overthrow you.

I wish one LAST player would join the mafia so we could start.

[CN2]

The last player joins but he/she yurns out to be a smurf and wins the game unfairly.

I wish someone would join the mafia too.

[stormcloud]

they do, they are real Mafia, lose and take revenge on us all, horse heads for everyone
(I know its not apocalyptic but I don't have much to work with here, I FAIL)

I wish I could be more certain about things

[stormcloud]

I become certain that something I do in my future wont destroy the earth, I'm wrong and I end life as we know it

I wish that this thread will be revived by this effort

[CN2]

It is revived by the effort                                                        but too much effort is put in and everyone dies . How sad >_

I wish for a decent add to be on Exilian

[stormcloud]

you get a brilliant looking advert about destroying the earth, curious you click it and five seconds later the earth explodes, life has ended                                                       

I wish that my time in university goes well

[CN2]

Your time was ver very goood but it was to short as 3 seconds after the wish you got squished by a piano cartoon style.

I wish to go to the cinema  (kill me outa that one )

[stormcloud]

simple, terrorists attack the cinema, killing you, then the resulting retaliation strengthens the terrorists resolve, they get an atomic bomb and set it off, this then causes the west to retaliate with nuclear, and nuclear winter ensues and IT IS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

                                                                                                                                                                      

I wish for Medieval 2:TW to be good (I just got it, was on offer

[CN2]

Its sooo good you cant leave it and die of thirst and hunger. (then your computer blows up ENDING LIFE AS WE KNOW IT LOLOLOL

I wish for stormcloud to not post a world ending post in this thread.

[CN2]

Ok this is creepy... the ad thats at the bottom f my screen is about wishes coming true....and its an ad i like...thats rly wired...

[Gen_Glory]

he dosent but then stormcloud ends up destroying the world for real as he cannot vent off his ideas through this forum

i wish people would be more imaginative with spoiling wishes

[stormcloud]

people get so imaginative that they have to start doing drugs to outdo each other, one by one we all OD
there I didn't end life as we know it, I do like having a theme, it gives me a place to work towards, think tedious link if you listen to chris moyles

ok I wish the french would stop assassinating my generals on M2:TW, I'm not even at war with the treacherous frog-munchers

[CN2]

They do but to compensate for the loss they come after you in real life and you get assassinated alone with all the people you know and love: DA END!

I wish for my webcam to stop breaking

[Gen_Glory]

it mysteriously starts working again only for it to of been hacked by a paedothile from Holland who starts watching you when you think the web cam is off...

i wish i had infinate money (i know its not a very good wish but i couldnt think of anything)

[stormcloud]

because of the incredible amount of money you have you do not notice the syphoning off of billions of pounds by various criminal gangs, terrorist groups and corrupt governments. Using the power that comes with vast amounts of money these parties cause the world to descend into an anarchic state, the simple life of work and stress has been replaced by a constant fight for survival in a world ruled by fear

Is that imaginative enough?

I wish for a sample of the 16 million reserve