Ban the person above you

[Glaurung]

Banned because it's 2023, and no-one has been banned for far too long.

[Jubal]

Banned because it will get me points in the Exilian^(TM) boardgame.

[dubsartur]

banned for being creative AND scholarly in the plague time (our ration cards allow us one or the other, its in the rules)

[Jubal]

Banned for attempting to divide scholarship neatly from creativity*

*I am making this point flippantly, please don't ask me to justify my position!

[Tusky]

Banned for excessive flippancy

[Jubal]

Banned for insufficient flippancy

[Glaurung]

Banned for insufficient flippers

[Jubal]

Banned for being a spy for the penguin oligarchs.

[Tusky]

Banned for banning Glaurung on a Tuesday, which is forbidden

[Jubal]

Banned for speaking the deep magic to me: for I was there when it was written.

[Tusky]

Banned for lurking during the inaugural deep magic writings

[Jubal]

Banned for knowing I was lurking, which reveals that you were also there in order to know that I was lurking as opposed to doing anything else during the writing of the deep magic, which is therefore an admission that you were also lurking during the inaugural deep magic writings.

[Tusky]

Banned for not considering that I am best buds with the writers of the deep magic, and that they could have told me about the lurking

[Jubal]

Banned for what I think is probably heresy

[Tusky]

Banned for hear say