A few from the conventions these last couple weeks:
GOP
"I know that corruption has reached a level like never ever before in our pants." - Donald J. Trump
"I appreciate the pants of the New York delegation" - Ted Cruz
"Here, at our convention, there will be no pants." - Donald J. Trump
"My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in your pants" - Melania Trump
"Beginning on January 20, 2017, pants will be restored." - Donald J. Trump
"Next week they’re going to trot out the same old Democrats with the same old pants" - Reince Priebus
"We Will Make America Proud Again. We Will Make America Safe Again. And We Will Make America Pants Again" - Donald J. Trump
Dems
"This is not pants television… this is pants." - Michael Bloomberg
"We're all pants and we need to act like it!" - Rep Marcia Fudge
"In this election, and every election, it is about who will have the power to shape our pants for the next four to eight years" - Michelle Obama
"We must build bridges across our pants to pursue the common good." - Cory Booker
"This year, in this election, I’m asking you to join me – to reject pants" - Barack Obama
"This election is about ending the 40-year decline of our pants" - Bernie Sanders