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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
« on: February 17, 2009, 12:47:40 PM »
Banned for me not making up a reason to ban you.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 17, 2009, 12:46:30 PM »
Pizzadude got his name by being the worst Pizzaman in history. He was fired from numerous pizza places, and therefore he became a myth.
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Discussion and Debate - The Philosopher's Plaza / Politics!
« on: February 15, 2009, 03:00:34 PM »
Whenever I hear something about politics, I can't help myself not laughing. Ask anyone from my region, politics here are portugaling funny.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
« on: February 14, 2009, 07:30:15 PM »
Banned for doing the same with a whore called Nina- I'll always be her favorite!
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
« on: February 14, 2009, 09:43:30 AM »
Banned for having sex with Obi-Wan.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 13, 2009, 09:30:12 AM »
, that's it. I'm ending the paradox right now!Andalus is a world renown pig hater. When was 9, back at the farm,he was mean to all of the animals. Then the animals, suddenly gaining a large brain, made a conspiracy against him. The next day, a horse called Brad ran all over him, and while he was down the chickens changed his face expression using their beaks. And then the pigs came, and made him lick the mud and crap from their dirty bodies, resulting in his eternal hatred.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 12, 2009, 02:56:49 PM »
Again, not a lie. We seem to be getting into a little paradox here.
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The War Cabinet - ETW Discussion / Demo coming soon
« on: February 12, 2009, 01:51:32 PM »
portugaling YEAH! I have finally bought my new computer, and I've been experiencing M2TW and it's greatness for a few days (my last comp couldn't handle it) and I can't wait for the demo to come out!
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 12, 2009, 09:59:29 AM »
That's not fair, since it isn't a lie.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 11, 2009, 07:18:32 PM »
CN2 is really...Nah, I wont start another elaborate lie, about CN2's father being a secret CIA operative, going back in time, and killing all the neanderthals, so that humanity can survive. And I certainly won't be saying that a german team of scientists captured him on the way back, and that they made him a subject of many experiments that made him to be what he is today: The Hulk. Nah, I wont be pulling anything like that.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
« on: February 11, 2009, 07:10:25 PM »
Banned for thinking I could possibly tell a lie.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 11, 2009, 06:08:17 PM »
Then I will not be coming up with such elaborate lies.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 11, 2009, 09:58:00 AM »
Silver wolf is Yoda's mother. She is a beautiful Twilek whore, whom Yoda's father met in a cantina on Corusant. Once he hired her, he portugaled her for 2 months, making the infamous Kessel Run on her. From so much portugaling, the Force arose in the baby, and hence the force-sensitive Yoda was born.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
« on: February 11, 2009, 09:54:56 AM »
Banned for being wrong, math is for matthew, which is my name translated into English.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Outrageous lies about the person above you
« on: February 10, 2009, 09:02:31 PM »
CN2 has never met the eye, since he became a pirate at a young age. Back then, anyone wanting to become a pirate would have to wear a patch, but only the guys without an eye. Therefore, he pulled his own eye out, put a bloody (literally) patch on it, and he screamed Arrrr, Matey! for 10 years. After this, he was thrown out of his gang when they wanted someone to walk the plank for fun. After being chosen for the honor, a shark ate his other eye, and so there was only one profession he could resort to now: being an eyeless, but crying candle.