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Celery salt.

the flavour of actual bananas VS the flavour of banana milkshake: what wins?

your arm works normally, as defined by a community of small, octopus-like beings from a planet in the Andromeda galaxy - Ie, you no longer have bones.

I wish I was more emotionally robust.

it's trying it's best! It's hard to really make an impression when you're just gasseous particles.

why are my cooking skills so inconsistent?

isn't too shallow for the tiny water nymph that lives in it, and she's very offended now.

why have we had snow in May?

I LOVE THAT THAT'S FANTASTIC XD

they are, of course. how did you not know this?

why does the mud stick to my boots when its wet? it's not remotely beneficial to anyone or anything.

this is such a good chapter! it hits really hard. I'm not an expert on Mediaeval slavery, but I think you're handling this brilliantly.

Bohemian rhapsody, of course.

Why do I keep falling off things in Minecraft?

You have more mental fortitute, but no more physical fortitude than you currently do, which leads to you picking fights with oversized dragons and coming off the worst.

I wish I could stop falling off of things in Minecraft.

Unfortunately the sufferings of Captain Iguana Giant are greatly distressing to all the smaller iguanas, and they rise up in support of their giant brethren and take controll of a large wool factory in Yorkshire.

Exciting to have these guys back! I've missed the story, and them - all these characters are excellent, I especially appreciate how they're not perhaps as steryotypically 'heroic' as your average fantasy adventure crew 

Fortunately the progress of evolution is magically speeded up by an explosion in one of those Radioactive Factories that Cause Superpowers and Stuff, causing iguana gnomes to spring into existance in less than a week

unfortunately, the old, strange gods of cookie rain turned out to be very old and strange, and kept asking for sacrifices of chocolate chips and for their worshipers to speak up, please, and pass the reading glasses.

The tyrannosaurus rex was called the tyrannosaurus regina, which is indeed a better name for a dinosaur. unfortunately, this deeply offended Regina, a somewhat fierce paleontologist who assumed it was named after her. In her annoyedness, she had it renamed the tyrannosaurus Wuffles, after the curator's very annoying small dog, which is a terrible name for a dinosaur.

I wish that I felt resolute and full of energy when I woke up in the morning, as opposed to right before I'm ready to go to sleep.

Fortunately, silly string is a phenomenon mostly limited to earth- so on most planets, the Mushroom's demands of TAKE ME TO YOUR SILLY STRING resulted in confused silence, which the Mushroom soon began to find very embarrasing