Philosophical Consequences

[Dimos]

Because Feet feels guilty, he asks for my release, for I am the reason he feels guilty about Jubal... 

[comrade_general]

Dimos will soon feel guilty about calling feet a "he" when in fact feet is a "she".

[feet]

Because Dimos is guilty from calling me a 'he', I will convince him to commit suicide as a way of revenge.

[comrade_general]

This would make feet feel guilty.

[Dimos]

And Dimos be eliminated, thus if you please, change the last ''comandment'' 

''She'' Feet

[comrade_general]

Feet is she indeed.

[feet]

I am indeed

[comrade_general]

Upon discovering this, feet disappears in a puff of smoke, thereby validating rule #30.

[feet]

However, I choose to be a rebel and reappear.

[Skull]

I have a 3 level "Iron fist" general in the region were you spawned,plus he has a army full of elite Feudal Knights.And he is also a 2 level engineer,and thus he caries 4 catapults with him.

Good luck beating that with your peasant army.

[feet]

But my peasant army has hell muffins and broccoli. WAR!

[Jubal]

This has got... a little less philosophical, somehow. 

[Dimos]

If it has got little less philosophical, then Jubal will start to cry! 

[Skull]

If Jubal starts to cry,I will make him cry even more by posting up historical information about the glory of Portugal.

[Jubal]

If you post up information about the history of Portugal, I will stop crying with sadness and start crying with joy. Portugal is portugaling awesome. And more to the point, I'm a historian.