Philosophical Consequences

[Skull]

If that is true,Joao II will be very happy,and that will add + 3 to my relations with Portugal,and greatly piss off Shaka.

[Dimos]

If Joao II will be very happy,and he will add + 3 to Skull's relations with Portugal (and greatly piss off Shaka), then Skull will be awarded a medal of Imperial Grace.

[Skull]

If I get the medal of Imperial Grace,I will use it to sing a peace treaty with Alexander the Great,and declare war on Tokugawa.

[Dimos]

If you sign the peace treaty with Alexander the Great, and declare was on Tokuwaga, your forces will meet defeat! 

[Cuddly Khan]

And if your forces meet defeat, they will become best of friends and go out with each other and eventually will doth be in a relationship together and get engaged and married and divorced... you were defeated be love... that's why the divorce happened... you had an affair with love, you cheated on defeat.

[feet]

That will create a black hole because of it's confusing nature.

[Cuddly Khan]

If that happens than Defeat would than be sucked into the Black Hole making Earth a peaceful place.

[Dimos]

If earth will be made a peaceful place, then chaos will emerge.

(Opposites truly cover each other in an eternal attempt to take over, even if they truly know that none can rule over the other; thus being in perfect harmony!)

[Cuddly Khan]

If chaos emerges than the Muffin daemons from the depths of muffin hell will return!

[Skull]

If the Muffin Daemons return,then I will eat them!

OMNOMNOM

[Cuddly Khan]

If you eat them than they'll your belly and eat their way out!

OMNOMNOM

[Dimos]

If they eat their way out, they will melt like some freaky ice-cream!

[Cuddly Khan]

If they melt than all the sugar will spread through Skulls blood, giving him diabetes.

[feet]

If he has diabetes then he'll have to watch his diet.

[Dimos]

If he'll have to watch his died, he will eat only roasted Khans.