Alternative Religious Phrases

Started by comrade_general, September 18, 2013, 02:49:57 PM

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comrade_general

Okay, since not all of us are Christian or other, I think we should come up with some viable alternatives that we can use on a daily basis and possibly spread throughout the known world. This is a serious discussion! :P

One alternative that Jubal came up with is "Oh my llama!" as opposed to "Oh my god!". Of course "god" here can mean any god, but still, llama is better. :)
It is also possible to use "Oh your god!" as used by Bender in Futurama.

OML!

I also like Spongebob's "Aw barnacles!" when something doesn't go right, as opposed to "Oh <bloody> hell!". "Fish paste!" is also a good one.

Jubal

Burn in Muffin hell > Go to hell, for certain   :)
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Gen_Glory

May you be touched by his noodely appendages > god bless you
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Jubal

Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.
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Glaurung

Quote from: Dripping D on September 11, 2014, 02:02:46 PM
May you be touched by his noodely appendages
That's from the Pastafarians, I think. I can't add links to posts at the moment, but I'm sure Google knows where to find them.

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He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Phoenixguard09

It's not a llama, it's a guanaco.

OMG still works that way.
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Lady Grey

Substitute 'tea' with blend of tea...

Pentagathus

What else would it mean? Is this some strange euphemism I am horrendously ignorant of?