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Alternative Religious Phrases
« on: September 18, 2013, 02:49:57 PM »
Okay, since not all of us are Christian or other, I think we should come up with some viable alternatives that we can use on a daily basis and possibly spread throughout the known world. This is a serious discussion! :P

One alternative that Jubal came up with is "Oh my llama!" as opposed to "Oh my god!". Of course "god" here can mean any god, but still, llama is better. :)
It is also possible to use "Oh your god!" as used by Bender in Futurama.

OML!

I also like Spongebob's "Aw barnacles!" when something doesn't go right, as opposed to "Oh <bloody> hell!". "Fish paste!" is also a good one.

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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 03:36:04 PM »
Burn in Muffin hell > Go to hell, for certain   :)
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 01:59:48 PM »
We need to keep working on this.

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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2014, 02:02:46 PM »
May you be touched by his noodely appendages > god bless you
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2014, 05:28:48 PM »
Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 06:48:35 PM »
Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2014, 09:07:49 PM »
May you be touched by his noodely appendages
That's from the Pastafarians, I think. I can't add links to posts at the moment, but I'm sure Google knows where to find them.

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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2014, 07:10:57 AM »
For Portugal's sake!
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2014, 08:17:24 AM »
It's not a llama, it's a guanaco.

OMG still works that way.
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2014, 01:05:05 PM »
LLAMA!!!!


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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2014, 06:33:59 PM »
By the Nine?
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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2014, 06:51:05 PM »
Oh my dog!

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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2014, 12:31:10 PM »
Oh sweet tea...

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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 12:31:44 PM »
Substitute 'tea' with blend of tea...

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Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 07:02:20 PM »
What else would it mean? Is this some strange euphemism I am horrendously ignorant of?