Christmas!

[Jacos]

Yohoho! Merry Christmas! 'Tis the season to start writin' Geeky christmas songs.. I'll start us off.

Oooooohhh! On the first day of Geekmas, my clan member gave to me, a Sony PSP!

On the second day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

On the third day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, Halo three, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

On the fouth day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, fooouuuur gooolden USB stiiicks! halo three, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

On the fith day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, five CD cases, fooouuuur gooolden USB stiiicks! halo three, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

How about another?

Jingle nerds! Jingle nerds!
WoW sucks so baaad!
The grammer sucks,
The customer service portugals,
And the imbalance screws over all!

Now write your own!

[Gen_Glory]

i thought the really long bit was number 5?

[Jacos]

i thought the really long bit was number 5?

Hey, do I look like a Christmas singer? >_^

[Marcus]

Fiiiiiiiiive Gooooooooooold Riiiiiings! Four calling birds, three french hens, and a parsnip in a pear tree!

[Gen_Glory]

im confused now
i thought it was a partridge

[Marcus]

It was, until I changed it.

[Jubal]

I'll throw a few snippets from American musical genius Tom Lehrer in here... a man who realised before his time that Christmas should be a time when the peoples of the world came together to celebrate joyfully the one thing that united them all. That thing, of course, was MONEY.

Hark the Herald Tribunes Sing,
Advertising wondrous things,
Sweets and toys in boxes piled,
Come and buy them for your child.

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God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the yuletide pay
For lots and lots of crisp banknotes
Are spent before this day
To buy the strings of fairy lights
And cans of glitter spray

Oh-ooh tidings of wealth from selling toys
(Selllling toys)
And may your fat wallets bring you joy.

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Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and BUY.

[Marcus]

Nice.